The Life of Brian

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by eve1962, Jan 2, 2005.

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  1. "You're just making it up as you go along"

    How many posts would it take to get the whole script I wonder??

    "Who threw that?"

  2. Wots Eve ever done for us?
  3. Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
    Reg: F*ck off! We're the People's Front of Judea.
  4. Read the title of the thread .....

    "No, I was only joking, I'm NOT Brian, put me back up"
  5. "Are there any ladies here then?"

    *High pitched shrieks* "No, no, no" (faltering into bass tones) "No, no...."

    "Oh. I'm sorry, I thought we'd started"

  6. "He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks."
  7. So what star sign is he then?
    Er...he's Capricorn.
    What's that like?
    He's the messiah, the chosen one, our King,
    So that's Capricorn is it?
  8. All taken from fast fading memory:

    1. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
    2. Talent for an ex-leper?
    3. Half a dinari for my bleeding life story.
    4. Who hit you, Goliath's big brother?
  9. I'm Brian and so's my wife
  10. "Found this Sarg"

    "Well done Centurion"

  11. "You're facking nicked mate"
  12. splitter !
  13. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    I shall... Weleece... WOGER!
  14. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Hey !

    Where'd the tits go ?
  15. "I'm not a roman mum, I'm Kosher, I'm a kite! a yid! a hebe! I'm a red sea pedestrain and proud of it!"


    "Now redo it a hundered times before dawn or I'll cut yer balls off" "Yes, sir hail caesar and everything sir!"

    or even

    "crucifiction's a doddle." "Stop saying that, oddball."

    maybe you prefer

    "I will not have my fwiend mocked by this wowdy wabble, his w ank is as high as any in wome!"

    O.K I'll stop now, starting to sound sad...