The Life of Brian

#5
"Are there any ladies here then?"

*High pitched shrieks* "No, no, no" (faltering into bass tones) "No, no...."

"Oh. I'm sorry, I thought we'd started"

:lol:
 
#7
So what star sign is he then?
Er...he's Capricorn.
What's that like?
He's the messiah, the chosen one, our King,
So that's Capricorn is it?
 
#8
All taken from fast fading memory:

1. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
2. Talent for an ex-leper?
3. Half a dinari for my bleeding life story.
4. Who hit you, Goliath's big brother?
 
#9
I'm Brian and so's my wife
 
#12
splitter !
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#14
Hey !

Where'd the tits go ?
 
#15
"I'm not a roman mum, I'm Kosher, I'm a kite! a yid! a hebe! I'm a red sea pedestrain and proud of it!"

or

"Now redo it a hundered times before dawn or I'll cut yer balls off" "Yes, sir hail caesar and everything sir!"

or even

"crucifiction's a doddle." "Stop saying that, oddball."

maybe you prefer

"I will not have my fwiend mocked by this wowdy wabble, his w ank is as high as any in wome!"

O.K I'll stop now, starting to sound sad...
 
#16
copterman said:
"I'm not a roman mum, I'm Kosher, I'm a kite! a yid! a hebe! I'm a red sea pedestrain and proud of it!"

or

"Now redo it a hundered times before dawn or I'll cut yer balls off" "Yes, sir hail caesar and everything sir!"

or even

"crucifiction's a doddle." "Stop saying that, oddball."

maybe you prefer

"I will not have my fwiend mocked by this wowdy wabble, his w ank is as high as any in wome!"

O.K I'll stop now, starting to sound sad...
Anyone who appreciates the Life of Bwrian is never sad ........ keep going mate!!!
 
#17
"Jailer:

"Eh"

"How many have gone through"

"Eh"

"How many have gone through"

"Eh"

"How many have gone through"

"We've got lumps of it round the back"
 

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