The Life of Ahmed

#1
From the Spectator:

We will know that we are winning the war against Islamic terrorism when the cinemas of Bradford are full of smiling faces queuing up to watch Monty Python’s Life of Mohammed.
Can we raise enough funding to make this a reality?

I would suggest the title should be The Life of Ahmed as the Python film was about a mistaken Messiah and not an actual one.

"He's not the Prophet, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!"
 
#2
Brilliant! A Monty Python thread.

I hate the romans
How much
A lot
Right, you're in
 
#3
PoisonDwarf said:
Brilliant! A Monty Python thread.

I hate the romans
How much
A lot
Right, you're in
Romanus GoHomus
 

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#10
"People who are called Roman they go house"?

It says "Romans go home!"












No it doesn't.
 

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#12
But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the?

The......... imperative!




Far too much time on my hands. Drunken Saturday night though


SFD
 
#14
The Lord Flasheart said:
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
Come on...conjugate the verb 'to go'.

This is great. This thread could go on for ever.

Follow the gourd!
Blessed are the cheesemakers
Wolfnipple chips get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely

well done that man
 
#17
Are there any women here?
He trod on my foot.
The sandal. Follow the sandal.



Always look on the bright side of life
 
#19
Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
 
#20
Reg: [arriving at Brian's crucifixion] Hello, Sibling Brian.
Brian: Thank God you've come, Reg.
Reg: Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom. "
Brian: What?
Reg: "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. " And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.
 

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