The Life of Ahmed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrPVRd, Jul 22, 2005.

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  1. From the Spectator:

    Can we raise enough funding to make this a reality?

    I would suggest the title should be The Life of Ahmed as the Python film was about a mistaken Messiah and not an actual one.

    "He's not the Prophet, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!"
  2. Brilliant! A Monty Python thread.

    I hate the romans
    How much
    A lot
    Right, you're in
  3. Romanus GoHomus
  4. Yes, but what have the Romans done for us lATELY?
  5. “Well, there’s the aqueduct, the sanitation, public order..........."
  6. Yes, but what have they done for us lately?
  7. ...And the roads, irrigation, medicine, education....
  8. 'You are all different! '

    'Yes we are all different'

    'I'm not'
  9. He promised me the Known World!
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    "People who are called Roman they go house"?

    It says "Romans go home!"

    No it doesn't.
  11. No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
  12. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the?

    The......... imperative!

    Far too much time on my hands. Drunken Saturday night though

  13. Jehova!
  14. Come on...conjugate the verb 'to go'.

    This is great. This thread could go on for ever.

    Follow the gourd!
    Blessed are the cheesemakers
    Wolfnipple chips get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely

    well done that man
  15. Conjugate! Conjugate!