The Libyan rape bus has no brakes!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Captain Cnutflap, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. I can't find an appropriate thread for this image so I thought I'd make one.
    That's quite a piece of work.
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  2. There used to be something similar outside TSG in Bosnia. Very burst-out-of-a-shed-that-just-happened-to-be-full-of-welding-equipment-A-Team-esque.
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  3. I don't see any mirrors or indicators and there are no headlights either. No registration plate or a tax disk. I'll bet the driver's uninsured too.

    Someone could get hurt with thing on the road.
  4. I think you will find it's actually the tower hamlets school bus.
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  5. I pity the fool who gets in the way of that sucker.
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  6. Beats the shit out of the Liberals battle bus.

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  7. I was thinking Jawas!
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  8. Can we liberate it for a new ARRSE Outrage Bus?
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  9. It's not really so much as a battleship-on-land. I like the idea of it being captained by a bearded pipe-smoking madman who steers the thing with a ships wheel, shouting "RAMMING SPEED" into those communications funnels, to the coal stokers in the engine room.
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  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A tad overdone in my view. Here is something more tasteful. It has got Happy Kitty on it. Lovely.

  11. It's "Hello Kitty" you spastic. What sort of a paedo are you?!?!
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  12. Out of interest, who will the Limp-Dems put on their 'Not-a-Battle-but-more-a-sneaky-skirmish Bus' at the next GE? Both the current incumbants are hardly a running endorsement for the Liberal ideals?

    Oh hang on, perhaps they are after all?
  13. I bet it does not have disabled access either.
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Shit. I knew I'd been going wrong somewhere.
  15. I can see the banner down the side now.

    "Reason. Common sense. The truth. Nothing can stand in the way of the Arrse outrage bus!!"
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