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The Last Ever Brexit Thread

They can take our sandwiches, but they’ll never take our freedom!!!
 
They can take our sandwiches, but they’ll never take our freedom!!!
Say that outside a busy Greggs if you dare. You might just get away with,

'They can take our sandwiches, but they’ll never take our pies'

but even then, I wouldn't bet the house on it.
 

49er

On ROPS
On ROPs
Oh come on, that’s got to be Belgians pretending to to be Dutch. The Dutch don’t have a sense of humour.
‘Can I keep the bread’,
‘No, everything will be confiscated. Welcome to the Brexit, sir.’.
We were working for a Dutch stubby in 1995.
The subby's agent told us a joke.
"Why do all the Dutch have new bikes?
"Because the Germans stole the old ones to get back to Germany in 1945".
Our sides were aching.
 
I tried Willy waving once, it ended in ridicule as I only have an 8” penis!
You may think you have . . . but it is more likely you were holding the 12" ruler, the wrong way round !! ;) .
 

skid2

LE
Book Reviewer
We were working for a Dutch stubby in 1995.
The subby's agent told us a joke.
"Why do all the Dutch have new bikes?
"Because the Germans stole the old ones to get back to Germany in 1945".
Our sides were aching.
Didn’t the Dutch get into trouble when the Germans hosted the World Cup over something like that?
 

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