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The Last Bond Film???

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
The new Bond film looks garbage, absolute garbage. The last decent one was Casino Royale, before that Goldeneye.
I dunno, I'll still give it a viewing.
 

Bubbles_Barker

LE
Book Reviewer
I dunno, I'll still give it a viewing.

I can’t bring myself to do it, they’ve got a new 00 agent in that black woman, yeah proper realistic, and it just smacks of virtue signalling womxn are just as strong as men if not stronger rubbish. I can’t do it.

It’s not me being misogynist, that I am, I’d rather watch Homeland which I think is miles better and more realistic than James Bond.

What James Bond needs is the Batman treatment from Christopher Nolan, it needs Nolan to reinvent Bond and do a trilogy without all the PC rubbish and interference from the Cauliflower family who own the rights and like meddling.
 
The black 00 Agent looks like Idris Elba after gender realignment surgery. :rolleyes: Apart from that, it looks like decent popcorn movie.

That's next step presumably a transgendered ethnic Bond
 
The BBC have done some excellent radio dramatisations of the books, set in the time that they were written in and for. They work very well. Setting Bond in 2019 whilst retaining any link with the original novels is stretching plots and credibility too far.
 
Setting Bond in 2019 whilst retaining any link with the original novels is stretching plots and credibility too far.

I don't see why.
Bond is a hetrosexual, able bodied, middle class white male.....that surely makes him a right bastard in todays world!
 
I don't see why.
Bond is a hetrosexual, able bodied, middle class white male.....that surely makes him a right bastard in todays world!
He is now the villain to be hunted mercilessly across the 7 continents...once the hero, now wanted for crimes against women.
 
I can’t bring myself to do it, they’ve got a new 00 agent in that black woman, yeah proper realistic, and it just smacks of virtue signalling womxn are just as strong as men if not stronger rubbish. I can’t do it.

It’s not me being misogynist, that I am

Errr.... You've made your mind up after 60 seconds, on the basis of "women in an unrealistic representation of intelligence work, is unrealistic" (pauses to let the irony sink in).

I've got news for you. Yes, it is you being a misogynist. But at least you're aware of it.
 
Errr.... You've made your mind up after 60 seconds, on the basis of "women in an unrealistic representation of intelligence work, is unrealistic" (pauses to let the irony sink in).

I've got news for you. Yes, it is you being a misogynist. But at least you're aware of it.

Sorry Darling, have I offended you?
 
I think we should start a movement to change history, a film about Florence Nightingale.
The plot would centre around how Florence didn’t really have the stomach for nursing, so stayed at home, her husband, Dave Nightingale who was white, middleaged, and suffered from gout, drives a white horse and carriage delivering parcels for a living, decides to go off to war in Florence’s place. He makes all sorts of discoveries and fights infection, comforts the injured and dying and becomes a national hero! What do ya thing? Yeah thought so!
 
Ding Ding Ding



Looks like somebody was right on the moneyl, whilst everybody else got their panties in such a twist they could have used them as a BallGag



And nice jumper Bond, a WW2 Pattern Commando Jersey in Navy Blue

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Oh why, oh why, oh why, is he carrying a pissy PPK and wearing one of those ridiculous thigh holsters in size Glock?

Still worth watching though.
 
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I think we should start a movement to change history, a film about Florence Nightingale.
The plot would centre around how Florence didn’t really have the stomach for nursing, so stayed at home, her husband, Dave Nightingale who was white, middleaged, and suffered from gout, drives a white horse and carriage delivering parcels for a living, decides to go off to war in Florence’s place. He makes all sorts of discoveries and fights infection, comforts the injured and dying and becomes a national hero! What do ya thing? Yeah thought so!

I've handed the idea to my producer and with a few subtle changes*, he says you've got a sure fire hit.

*Dave Nightingale has been struggling for some time over his gender, so when he takes Florences place he also assumes her identity. Dave's middle name is Ali, he has mixed parentage (Nigerian and Iranian) He also has a Russian cousin who he meets in the Crimea and they start a peace movement.
 
Sorry Darling, have I offended you?

Nope not really, but there's a lot of lasses in the SRR would love to have a conversation over a martini, shaken, not stirred with you. :)
 
Well, we have already had various black actors state that it would be racist not to cast them as the future Bond* so standby for accusations of sexism in that future.
Every one carrying the ‘don’t leave home without it’ card.

The issue of blackness has so saturated the national psyche that we now have complete adverts without so much as a token white. A little while ago the ads would have us believe it was around 50/50. Now...???

FFS the national percentage of the black minority is still pretty low. The 2011 census found that 1.85 million of a total black population of 1.9 million lived in England, with 1.09 million of those in London, where they made up 13.3 per cent of the population, compared to 3.5 per cent of England’s population and 3 per cent of the UK’s population.

The PC quotients are climbing to the scale where spines have snapped and heads/brains have become completely detached. Would someone care to guess how many female RN Commanders there are in the RN...before then adding a skin tint, then transfer them to the kill section of the secret service.

Anyway, judging by the various prosecutions of various service personnel, ruthlessly rubbing out baddies is definitely hazardous to one’s legal standing in the community...though thinking about that...could be a ticket to community service if they do go ahead with a female minority. They should also throw in a disability for good measure.

Enjoyed the books, most of the films, thought Craig did a pretty good job, can suspend belief most of the time but there are limits when credulity gives up.
 
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BIGBIRD101

War Hero
The BBC have done some excellent radio dramatisations of the books, set in the time that they were written in and for. They work very well. Setting Bond in 2019 whilst retaining any link with the original novels is stretching plots and credibility too far.
With Toby Stephens (son of Maggie Smith) playing Bond. He also played Gustav Graves in Die another day. That’s pub quiz tiebreaker level info I’m giving away here.........for free!
 

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