The King is dead. Long live the King

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  1. Elvis Aaron Presley (January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977)

    35 years ago as a young thing I recall listening to Reggie Bosanquet saying on News At Ten that Elvis had died.

    Today over 75,000 Elvis fans (?) will be in Memphis to celebrate his life and mourn his passing.

    Now I know he was psychologically flawed (prescription drugs et al) but damn he had a good voice and was an excellent showman.
  2. Thank you very much.
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  3. fu2

    fu2 LE

    WHAT !!! Elvis is dead !!! omg when did that happen ?
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  4. Never heard of him.
  5. If Elvis was alive, what would he be doing?

    Scratching at the lid...
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  6. Why is it that poor people have "Elvis" Mirrors in their shite houses?
  7. Why is it that people can't get over the fact that the fat, junkie, over-rated, greasy-haired muppet died 35 years ago - before most of the fanatics were even ******* born?
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  8. Because like Elvis impersonators.....they are just Cocks...!!
  9. I'd die for a footlong deep fried peanut butter and bacon buttie. Or 20 of them.
  10. Washed down with a pallet of codeine pills. Why couldn't he choke on his own vomit like a real rock star?
  11. He didn't die. That's just a myth. I saw him just last night serving chips in "Plaiceland", our local chippy.
  12. Is that in Fleetwood?

    Ladies and gentlemen. Elvis has eaten the building.
  13. Can't be. Moon didn't cark it until 1978