The Judge Dredd appproach to moped crime.

[Lifeboat21]

Wow, who would have thought. Support the police to do a dangerous job robustly and crime figures drop?

Amazing isn't it.

 

[ex_colonial]

Shotguns, there may be some collateral damage but meh I dont care

Especially if they are loaded with Buckshot like we used with our Greener's in the NRP, Guaranteed to stop 'em & make their eyes water!

 

[ExREME..TECH]

You beat me to it.

Bed wetters take note. Big boys games, big boys rules.

Has anyone explained to Diane what 53.7% reduction means?

Yes, she won't need those cheap policeman she said she would get.

 

[triggerigger]

I'm still not sure how these would help but yes give it a go.

 

[Boumer]

If you always carry a cake then if confronted by her, drop the cake as a distraction, and saunter off casually. You'll easily outpace her.

You can never be too careful, Batman.
Second from right.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

People are getting fed up with scum
this fella was robbed by two scrotes, he gave chase and crippled both of them
good work
one with bleed on the brain
the other with spinal injuries
in the background you can see his motorcycle



A man arrested following a road traffic collision in Eggington on Tuesday night has been released under investigation.

He is continuing to cooperate with our enquiries while we establish the circumstances surrounding the incident.

Two men who were also involved remain in hospital in a serious but stable condition.

Anyone with information is asked to call 101, quoting CAD 420 of 10 September.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

People are getting fed up with scum
this fella was robbed by two scrotes, he gave chase and crippled both of them
good work
one with bleed on the brain
the other with spinal injuries
in the background you can see his motorcycle

And yet I suspect he will be the one who gets into deep sh1t for his actions.

 

[Lardbeast]

An Abbot?
(by the way, it isn't a tank, no matter what the Mail says.)

More a gravy tanker.

 

[whatnow?]

And yet I suspect he will be the one who gets into deep sh1t for his actions.

He will most likely get more time than the original criminals

 

[Joshua Slocum]

And yet I suspect he will be the one who gets into deep sh1t for his actions.

Sadly yes, but I am afraid I would take the same action against some council estate mong nicking my bike

 

[adouglasmhor]

Sadly yes, but I am afraid I would take the same action against some council estate mong nicking my bike

Depends if he STFU and got a lawyer, instead of explaining why he did it. Once the cops are involved y9ou have to play like a crim. Never in the history of the world has a lawyer ever said "That's good you told plod everything, it saves me time and makes my job easier".

 

[triggerigger]

People are getting fed up with scum
this fella was robbed by two scrotes, he gave chase and crippled both of them
good work
one with bleed on the brain
the other with spinal injuries
in the background you can see his motorcycle



A man arrested following a road traffic collision in Eggington on Tuesday night has been released under investigation.

He is continuing to cooperate with our enquiries while we establish the circumstances surrounding the incident.

Two men who were also involved remain in hospital in a serious but stable condition.

Anyone with information is asked to call 101, quoting CAD 420 of 10 September.

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Members of the vibrant and diverse travelling community?

 

[whatnow?]

Members of the vibrant and diverse travelling community?

It’s either them or the future rappers/ community spokespersons

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

It’s either them or the future rappers/ community spokespersons

Turning their lives around . . . and around . . . and around . . . and around . . .

 

[whatnow?]

The only way that prison will change the scrotes is if you make it horrible

Make it so bad they don’t want to go back
There’s no punishment in prison anymore
The only perceived punishment is the prison rape Fantasies from arrsers

 

[vinniethemanxcat]

 

[Joshua Slocum]

Clever Trevor !!

I see the Courts are getting tough on moped crime
this nice young man, and the apple of his mothers eye, got the works just for owning one !!!
Result
Trevor Mulindwa, 25, Who coincidentally is a convicted terrorist breached his bail conditions by owning a moped
turns out he was planning to go to Somali to Join Al Shabooby or summat
hes obviously a bit fick , cos a Moped aint gonna make that sort of trip bro , any fule kno dat
a bullet to the back of his napper would be the kindest thing really, for all of us
but hey ho we have to be nice

Registered Terrorist Sent Back To Prison For Having A Moped - Emergency Services News

A registered terrorist has been sent back to prison after he breached the conditions of his licence by having a moped. Trevor Mulindwa, 25, from south-west London, was released from prison in June 2018. He is subject to a 15-year-long Part 4 Counter-Terrorism Act notification order that...

emergency-services.news

 

[monkey123]

Clever Trevor !!

I see the Courts are getting tough on moped crime
this nice young man, and the apple of his mothers eye, got the works just for owning one !!!
Result
Trevor Mulindwa, 25, Who coincidentally is a convicted terrorist breached his bail conditions by owning a moped
turns out he was planning to go to Somali to Join Al Shabooby or summat
hes obviously a bit fick , cos a Moped aint gonna make that sort of trip bro , any fule kno dat
a bullet to the back of his napper would be the kindest thing really, for all of us
but hey ho we have to be nice


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Registered Terrorist Sent Back To Prison For Having A Moped - Emergency Services News

A registered terrorist has been sent back to prison after he breached the conditions of his licence by having a moped. Trevor Mulindwa, 25, from south-west London, was released from prison in June 2018. He is subject to a 15-year-long Part 4 Counter-Terrorism Act notification order that...

emergency-services.news

anybody else read that "with the accent" ?

 

[exbluejob]

anybody else read that "with the accent" ?

I and I gonna be making me a bad boy rap bout dat fam!

 

[BuckFelize]

I tried doing it in a Leslie Phillips, but it came out as a curious amalgam of Terry Thomas and Idi Amin