FailyScaley
War hero
I guess we're all familiar of the almost indescribable joy of babywipes. Whether in the home, field or somewhere less relaxing they offer the gent with a penchant for hoop-hygiene a quick, easy and thorough method of keeping it all squeaky and squared away.
Likewise the surreptitious helmet polish, a little like Dennis Taylor looking over his weird upside down glasses and chalking the end of his cue, the babywipe can have that glans gleaming quickety quick.
So imagine my horror just moments ago when I looked down after depositing my lunch and dinner and cleaning my nipsy up a treat... to look down and actually read the packet.
There is no arguing that my cornhole is gleaming. In fact I think it's purer now than the day I was born. But the pain, oh god the pain is excruciating.
I went at my ricker like a bastard so the pain is even inside a little bit after I gave myself a little treat up my pipe.
Wifey is wetting herself laughing. I spend precious little time at real home and the last time I was here that packet on the top of the bog was Huggies sensitive baby ring wipes. How the **** was I to know?
The pain isn't abating, if anything writing this has made it worse. Wifey has just handed me some Savlon for nappy rash so I'm going to go and apply liberally and hope it puts out the fire.
Likewise the surreptitious helmet polish, a little like Dennis Taylor looking over his weird upside down glasses and chalking the end of his cue, the babywipe can have that glans gleaming quickety quick.
So imagine my horror just moments ago when I looked down after depositing my lunch and dinner and cleaning my nipsy up a treat... to look down and actually read the packet.
There is no arguing that my cornhole is gleaming. In fact I think it's purer now than the day I was born. But the pain, oh god the pain is excruciating.
I went at my ricker like a bastard so the pain is even inside a little bit after I gave myself a little treat up my pipe.
Wifey is wetting herself laughing. I spend precious little time at real home and the last time I was here that packet on the top of the bog was Huggies sensitive baby ring wipes. How the **** was I to know?
The pain isn't abating, if anything writing this has made it worse. Wifey has just handed me some Savlon for nappy rash so I'm going to go and apply liberally and hope it puts out the fire.
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