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The John Barleycorn pub Warminster

#3
Well at least you could get in - most of us round Warminster are banned from that place!! Did Warminster Winnie catch you?? You'll know who i'm talking about if she did!!
 
#10
whiffler said:
Never paid to go into a pub - excepting for an event in aparticular bar.

Don't - you'll get greety b'st@rd landlords.
Never pay to go in a boozer. remember the millenium eve when the press were saying 50 quid to go in pubs etc nobody paid and the pubs flopped. If the guy at the door holds his hand out just walk by
 
#11
taylortaylor said:
whiffler said:
Never paid to go into a pub - excepting for an event in aparticular bar.

Don't - you'll get greety b'st@rd landlords.
Never pay to go in a boozer. remember the millenium eve when the press were saying 50 quid to go in pubs etc nobody paid and the pubs flopped. If the guy at the door holds his hand out just walk by
Roundly seconded.
 
#12
One of the funniest sights I've ever seen was in the club at Longleat; big circular foam pit. Squaddie there with his girlfriend, who was about twice his size but a hole is the goal. He was merrily licking the foam around, not knowing that two ton tessie had slipped and was fully submerged in the foam.

His foot connected with her swede, the relationship ended...
 
#13
Bravo_Bravo said:
One of the funniest sights I've ever seen was in the club at Longleat; big circular foam pit. Squaddie there with his girlfriend, who was about twice his size but a hole is the goal. He was merrily licking the foam around, not knowing that two ton tessie had slipped and was fully submerged in the foam.

His foot connected with her swede, the relationship ended...
I assume you meant "kicking" otherwise this anecdote takes on a whole new meaning!
 

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