I find I must spend a few days near the Isle of Skye, and I wonder whats to do? Last time I was up that neck of the woods I went to the Glencoe Experience. And discovered that it was not the Campbells who did the MacDonalds. It was the English. It was only the ghost of my dear dead Na-Na, a Chisholm, who prevented me from kicking off and doing their interactive video experience. I have no wish to repeat the experience. I do not require tourist tat and you can stick your 'Highland Mystery World' OK? But decent quiet boozers, where they dont start on an honest catle thief from the Borders, or somewhere with a diddly-di band... No displays of ethnic dancing, please. They make me fractious. And anywhere that does fresh scallops. I'm a sucker for a fresh scallop. Straights I am. Any advice recieved with thanks.