The Iron Duke - Do you think he's all there?

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  1. Seems sane to me.

  2. Woof bark donkey.

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  1. After reading some of his posts, he makes me look sane.

    I mean, the fixation with: him being a MOD and having access to the Gods that are the MODs; Mackems; Sheds - and names of blokes that should die.

    They're just the ones I can think of off the top of my pea brained swede.

    So, do you reckon he actually is a MOD, or just completely woof bark?
  2. Iron Duke, you can't vote for yourself!
  3. as mad as a box o frogs,,,,,,,,
  4. I'd like to see a breakdown of responses by:
    People who know the Duke
    People who don't know the Duke
    People called Tim
  5. That would be irrelevant on a site for rumours.
  6. I don't know the Duke but he seems about as sane as anyone else in this place.

    Or maybe I'm just being generous because I agree with him on the Tim thing.
  7. he's deffo a bit fruitloop but thats why we like him, he makes us look vaguely normal!
  8. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Need more options.
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I thought that this was part of the MODs job description (for those few of them that can read!)

    No doubt P-G will be along soon to prove the rule ;-P :eye:
  10. His eyesights shot I know that.
  11. Like what?

    I thought that "All There" or "Woof Bark" would be enough.

    He's your boyfriend isn't he?
  12. Pass me the haricot beans, Mrs Wilberforce, I feel an apricot coming on.
  13. Or indeed a hairy peach.

    Personally, I think the Duke is doing a Colditz: pretending to be mad in order to escape, but, in a tragic twist of fate, actually going off his cobbler.
  14. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    It's a strange thought.
  15. His Grace the Duke seems perfectly normal to me. Did I tell you I was in Netley?
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