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#1
Gotcha!

Tonight I was pm'd by another arrser clearly on the prowl for some lady loving.

From: XXXXX
To: Cait
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:16 pm
Subject: hi
hi cait

can i ask a bone question please?
From: Cait
To: XXXXXX
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:18 pm
Subject: Re: hi
xxxxx wrote:
hi cait

can i ask a bone question please?
Haven't you already?
From: XXXXX
To: Cait
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:26 pm
Subject: Re: hi
and do your chebs resemble your avs?
From: Cait
To: XXXXX
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:27 pm
Subject: Re: hi
xxxxx wrote:
and do your chebs resemble your avs?
Not since my double mastectomy....... now leave to my cancer.
From: Cait
To: XXXXXX
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:32 pm
Subject: Re: hi
xxxxxxwrote:
your cancer seems to be students!!!
Are you chatting me up?

If so, send photo's of your blood engorged co.ck with a slack handful of kerplunk straws peeping out from you pi.ss slit.

That would atleast get me moist and save time on pointless dribble

From: XXXXXX
To: Cait
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:33 pm
Subject: Re: hi
give me your msn then!.
It was too good to be true, a perfect stitch in the making..... one quick pm to MDN and a new MSN login and we were cooking with gas.....

john says:
hi cait
cait says:
er hello
john says:
its XXXXX off arrse
cait says:
getaway, razor sharp?
john says:
thats me!! oi i used to be a gunner i have a reason to be slow
cait says:
oh, explains then

cait says:
you are an old man then?
john says:
i am indeed! lol
john says:
how old are you?
cait says:
26
john says:
mm guess i am old then lol
cait says:
So why did you PM me? an attempt to chat me up?
john says:
no i have obviously seen you about and often wondered wether or not you were serving.
cait says:
make a habit of chatting up arse maidens?
john says:
plus i havent seen a pic yet so holding back with the flowing chat up lines
john says:
i try not too
cait says:
do the ladies often send you pictures
john says:
no but some have pics on here lol
cait says:
and chat up the pretty ones?
john says:
at my advancing age !!!
cait says:
have you met abnyone
john says:
i know a few

cait says:
erm.... so what about these piccies then?
john says:
you actually want some?????
cait says:
yes...... then I know whether this conversation is worth continuing
john says:
mmmmm! whats it worth?
cait says:
show me yours and I'll show you mine?
john says:
put your pic on here
cait says:
not quite sure how, nebver use msn
john says:
ok sent one from my phone to your email
john says:
and its not showing everything as i dont want it splashed all over arrse !
cait says:
more than my moddship is worth, and my other half is a member of arrse


cait says: this is me


john says:
wow you a bit of a honey



cait says:
You don't think I look too native?
john says:
not at all
john says:
too many clothes though lol
cait says:
like i said other half is on arrse
cait says:
and my fanny is on sideways too
john says:
eh?
cait says:
matches my eyes
cait says:
native american joke, ignore me

john says:
is the rest of you fit?
cait says:
only 4'9
cait says:
but slim and all body parts in order
john says:
boob size?
cait says:
apart from some internal issues
cait says:
cheeky
john says:
yes indeedy lol
cait says:
one slightly bigger than the other
cait says:
one 34c on 36a.......one lactates
cait says:
but I can give a perfect bombay roll apparetnly
john says:
whats that?
cait says:
bombay roll?
cait says:
erm, not been to india?
john says:
yes

cait says:
I have a thing fore gunners....... and thier guns if you know what I mean
john says:
click on the link
cait says:
have done
cait says:
how old is that pic
john says:
about 3 years
cait says:
who have you poked on arse
john says:
havent changed any
john says:
no one yet! you want to be my first?
cait says:
you'll have to ask my husband?
cait says:
how about a threesome?
john says:
why you into them?
cait says:
never done one
john says:
would you?
cait says:
but then again I have never been propositioned on the internet by a gunner
cait says:
have a threesome? yes with two men. hubby always been keen
john says:
well you have my number now as well if that pic arrived from my phone lol

cait says:
so you into threesomes?
cait says:
what else you like?
john says:
i have had a couple of 3somes
john says:
i like one on one sex better
john says:
i like anything adventourous

cait says:
such as?
john says:
outdoor sex
cait says:
into anal?
john says:
right i will disappear in a min as the time has run out on my card, i am staying in a hotel at the moment
john says:
i like it. you?
john says:
07***** if you fancy continuing by text

cait says:
ok
cait says:
calling now
Que phone call from all 6ft 3inch of manly MDN in his broadest lancashire accent :D :D :D :D

So errr Meiktilaman..... still up for this threesome???
 
#3
From: Cait
To: XXXXXX
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:18 pm
Subject: Re: hi
meiktilaman wrote:
hi cait

can i ask a bone question please?

Haven't you already?
I thought this was a fuck up until you outed it at the bottom.

Meik mate, bad luck!
 
#4
I dropped Mr Mektilaman a line after speaking to him on MSN for twenty minutes (I'll keep the piccies for my own use if thats ok :D)

He answered the phone

MDN: Hiya is that John?
M/man: Yeah
MDN: Hiya its Cait
shocked M/Man: I thought you were a lady
MDN: with a name like caitlin why would you think that
M/Man: I just thought it was
MDN THis is going in the NAAFI
M/Man silence...........

I hoped he'd offer to lick my man cnut, especially after saying I was a honey
 
#5
I am fucking crying with laughter here. Honestly. Its almost as good as Mike Golden.
 

Fugly

ADC
DirtyBAT
#7
Ah, the perils of lording your penis about on MSN.

Someday, you're going to get it bitten off!
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Very funny. ooooh Meik, sweetie, how on earth did you get the little fellah stuck in that hoover pipe then eh, wot with all these people arriving too!
 
#9
Oh dear..... :D :D :D

MM, I bet you're regretting this now!
 
#10
Not wanting to further stitch this chap, but he did send a camera phone picture of himself, with his top off holding the camera aloft in his left end and posing like a pouty $10 rent boy
 
#11
MM must have a temporary lack of reason to risk vying for lust on this site. It's tantamount to tap dancing in a minefield :lol:

fastmedic
 
#12
minister_doh_nut said:
I dropped Mr Mektilaman a line after speaking to him on MSN for twenty minutes (I'll keep the piccies for my own use if thats ok :D)

He answered the phone

MDN: Hiya is that John?
M/man: Yeah
MDN: Hiya its Cait
shocked M/Man: I thought you were a lady
MDN: with a name like caitlin why would you think that
M/Man: I just thought it was
MDN THis is going in the NAAFI
M/Man silence...........

I hoped he'd offer to lick my man cnut, especially after saying I was a honey
One of the funniest things i've read in a long time ...
Good on yer cait i like yourstyle
 
#13
minister_doh_nut said:
Not wanting to further stitch this chap, but he did send a camera phone picture of himself, with his top off holding the camera aloft in his left end and posing like a pouty $10 rent b

oy
MDN

Please ...it's cruel to tease, upload it lets have a look!!!
 
#15
Cait,

You are a hard woman. Probably broken his ickle heart in pieces. By now his ardour has cooled faster than Browns popularity :lol:

By the way are you free for some medic love soon??


fastmedic
 
#16
I'm just confused and slightly worried as to how you got my picture for this wind-up, Cait.

Otherwise:

Suckah!

:D
 
#18
oh dear. how sad. never mind. i'm sure none of the decent chaps and chapesses on arse will judge you for this, meik. just gotta try and find the decent ones you numpty.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#19
Oh come on, we have all done it! All chatted MDN up, and swapped rude pics with him.

Haven't we? Chaps? Not just me? Really? Come on?
 
#20
I'm not sure if I should be mocking him or shaking his hand......

After MDN sent him a photo of a cross between pocahontas and a bag of mangled minges, told him i have one t.it exceptionaly larger than the other which lactates all over the place, a sideways on fanny to match my slopey eyes and that my husband and I want to nail him in a threesome............

He was still up for it!!!! :D
 

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