I have endeavoured to listen to your posted " Music" the main lyricist seems to have had an unfortunate accident with some heavy mining machinery, as his screams and tortured incomprehensible English really indicates a visit to an ICU. The noises that pose as melodious understandable sounds, that in the normal course of things conjure up mind scenes of peace and harmony, remind me of the RAF jet that flew at roof top height with its arse on fire, over us in Verden BAOR back in 77, and crashed into a row of houses, after ploughing through some high voltage power lines, same noise. I can fully understand you using this abomination as payback, however, would not a continuious loop of Barry manilow's greatest hits,, or Bernard manning whistling selected tracks from tubular bells suffice?Around 2003, some knobber on my estate insisted on playing one of them Ibiza Club Hits albums loud enough for us all to hear. I responded with this:
None of your wishy-washy, MTV-friendly pop-punk. Broken Bones are the real deal. Full-on hardcore brickwall Punk. I never actually found out which flat the fanny music was coming from, but they soon turned it down, so they could hear some real music. It's a shame they never made themselves known to me, cos they could have come with me and the lads to see Broken Bones when they later gigged at Hartlepool.
I do think that Tiny Tim singing" Tip toe through the tulips" is severely underrated.