I've got a new neighbour , he's got a banjo, apparently half past ten at night is the ideal time to practice, should I kill him now or wait till I snap ( next week ) ?
My uncle used to play his violin very loudly, he'd been in North Africa in WW2 and was very, very deaf. He also used to drive around in his Morris Minor in 2nd gear, he couldn't hear the engine screaming.Get an old violin and play it really badly at the same time.
A French Horn’s the thing...You could alway buy a bagpipe and breathe life into the thing directly after banjo practice.
Mind you, a tuba or a trumpet may be more civilised instruments with which to
exact your revenge demonstrate your complete inability to playshow your eagerness to learn a new instrument.
A drum set to walt it up as Animal of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem?
If you want to be a wanker neighbour get a cockerel.