Ive just spent a rather pleasant few days in Vilamoura. Nice little town, good temperature for the time of year, and reasonable hotel/food prices. The people were generally pleasant, well-behaved and mannered, and all were dressed in a civilised manner except the Brits that is. They stood out a mile. Loud and boorish, adorned in t-shirts or football shirts matched with long-shorts/jeans and cheap shoes/expensive trainers, and with table manners to match. The eating experience was marked by excessive swearing and the ringing of mobiles, topped off with long periods of Facebook-type usage. Breakfasts were taken in an alcoholic fug, and civilised food ignored, with the preference being for heaped plates of sausage, bacon and egg, with the imbibers wearing jeans/shorts and flip flops and generally unshaven. During the day they could be seen roaming the streets, either eating on the hoof or hunting down discounted tobacco products. I believe we could solve this problem by paying to the genetically-flawed elements of our population a sum of money large enough to persuade them to have irreversible sterilisation. Upfront costs high but the savings downstream enormous. Care would have to be taken to ensure we retained sufficient of this type of person to perform low-grade tasks but this should not be an insurmountable problem. I may not see the full benefits of such a programme, as some considerable time would be required to get to the desired end-state, but at least I could enjoy my holidays better knowing that a useful social-engineering project was in motion.