The Increasing Prevalence of Genetic Sludge

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Counter-Bluffer-Ops, Jan 28, 2012.

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  1. I’ve just spent a rather pleasant few days in Vilamoura. Nice little town, good temperature for the time of year, and reasonable hotel/food prices. The people were generally pleasant, well-behaved and mannered, and all were dressed in a civilised manner – except the Brits that is.

    They stood out a mile. Loud and boorish, adorned in t-shirts or football shirts matched with long-shorts/jeans and cheap shoes/expensive trainers, and with table manners to match. The eating experience was marked by excessive swearing and the ringing of mobiles, topped off with long periods of Facebook-type usage. Breakfasts were taken in an alcoholic fug, and civilised food ignored, with the preference being for heaped plates of sausage, bacon and egg, with the imbibers wearing jeans/shorts and flip flops and generally unshaven. During the day they could be seen roaming the streets, either eating on the hoof or hunting down discounted tobacco products.

    I believe we could solve this problem by paying to the genetically-flawed elements of our population a sum of money large enough to persuade them to have irreversible sterilisation. Upfront costs high but the savings downstream enormous. Care would have to be taken to ensure we retained sufficient of this type of person to perform low-grade tasks but this should not be an insurmountable problem. I may not see the full benefits of such a programme, as some considerable time would be required to get to the desired end-state, but at least I could enjoy my holidays better knowing that a useful social-engineering project was in motion.
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  2. Long ago it was considered the British thing to do, invading another country and smashing the fuck out of it with the aid of alcohol. Fucking socialists will take away all our fun.
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  3. We could tackle the problem one step at a time. For example, we could deal with the unwashed character of said individuals by building special purpose shower blocks and entice them into the blocks with the promise of a barbeque afterwards. I think somebody trialled this a few years back with a reasonable degree of success, but I've forgotten who.
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  4. If your great great great grandfather was there in 1808-14 he would have found the same sort of Brit there only tooled up. If they had been sterilised we would have had a few problems in ww1 and ww2 and other stops in between.

    Scum of the earth, mere scum of the earth.
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  5. How fucking dare they??!!

    Go on holiday somewhere more up-market next time, you cheap skate

    PS. And add whinging fucking toffs to your extermination list too!
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  6. £5 says he is the kind of cunt who trys to read a book in the NAAFI bar.
  7. Could have just stayed home and save yourself all the aggravation and a shit load of cash which you could then have spunked on beer and tabs. Oh and even more cash saved on razors and foam by not having to shave!

  8. Sounds to me like they had a cracking holiday.
  9. I understand one of the early German experiments for the 'final solution' was to rig vans so that the exhaust fed CO into the passenger compartment. I'm sure we could arrange something similar with EasyJet.

    It's not like they care what condition they deliver their passengers in anyway.
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  10. That might work with humans but I thought plant life could recover when exposed to UV? In which case, either disembarking at Malaga or heading straight for their sunbeds upon return would see us back where we started ... OTOH, the exhaust temperature is quite high. :twisted:
  11. Quite right old chap. Those ruddy British slatterns with tattoos get to me as well. Utterly lacking in moral compass and dignity.
  12. Well having grown up in Blackpool all I can say is thank fuck for Easyjet.

    And yeah, fuck off somewhere expensive if you don't like it or hire a villa.

    What would you consider a civilized breakfast, cheese cooked meat and croissants?
  13. Don't come on here with your smug Daily Heil style assertions about assisted Darwinism and then try and apply insidious political correctness to the English abroad. The English have a right to stroll through the world and upset Johnny foreignor as much as they like. As for dress, the 5000 or so disenteric bowmen who went on their hols with Henry V were all bare arsed and had no money for flip flops, so things have improved.
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  14. Well, I suppose it depends upon your definition of "improved". From Wiki ...
    ... and that's not counting the thousands of other frogs who croaked through being at the butt end of our archery jokes. When was the last time a lost Club 18-30 party managed really give the locals a good shoeing on that scale? Dress sense be damned if we could still leave the local cities ablaze and such citizens as we left alive in mortal fear for their lives. And if we're not going to kill them, we should use our sartorial superiority, charm and wit to remind them that they are just foreigners, even if they do live there. But we don't. Pass me another macaroon, if you would?
  15. I don't see the residents of Villamoura complaining. They probably enjoy the income from the tourism and the benefits it has brought them, I mean rolling in money and hiring sunbeds to fat northern europeans beats carrying your donkey up a mountain every day to watch the cork oaks grow.

    I suspect that if the locals didn't want tourists there they wouldn't have built all those hotels and golf courses. What this thread is really about is: Boo Hoo Hoo, they're all common as muck, Boo Hoo Hoo, holiday price dumping, Boo Hoo Hoo, working class, Boo Hoo Hoo, package tourists, Boo Hoo Hoo, why don't they all wear Panama hats like me, Boo Hoo Hoo, how dare they spend all their hard earned cash to come on holiday where I am, Boo Hoo Hoo, property prices are slumping, Boo Hoo Hoo, I'm a ponce me, Boo Hoo Hoo!
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