The Implant?

#1
Me and my girlfriend are thinking of getting her the implant, ive got a rough idea how it works but frankly i don't care just as long as it does its job and I don’t end up with a fecking kid

So is the implant a good idea? Upsides? Downsides?

Thanks.
 
#2
Breast implants are a cracking idea!






On a more serious note, is this the best place to get advice on contraception?
 
#3
llech said:
Breast implants are a cracking idea!


On a more serious note, is this the best place to get advice on contraception?
indeed they are...

but I figured a forum predominately populated with guys might be able to help me out from experience
 
#4
No, a few mates of mine have it and it just gives them their period more frequently and where it is hurts and itches constantly, get her on the pill or stick to condoms
 
#5
TartanTrooper said:
No, a few mates of mine have it and it just gives them their period more frequently and where it is hurts and itches constantly, get her on the pill or stick to condoms
i dont trust the pill it failed last year and gave us a pregnacy scare basicly

as for condoms yeah...but kills it sometimes unfortunately
 
#6
Chris1994 said:
llech said:
Breast implants are a cracking idea!


On a more serious note, is this the best place to get advice on contraception?
indeed they are...

but I figured a forum predominately populated with guys might be able to help me out from experience
Fair enough, in that case it all depends on what your wife/gf body is like different strokes for different floks an all that.
Weight gain/ fluid retention (especially on the arrse) seems to be banded around as a pitfall to the implant too.
 
#7
Chris1994 said:
Me and my girlfriend are thinking of getting her the implant, ive got a rough idea how it works but frankly i don't care just as long as it does its job and I don’t end up with a fecking kid

So is the implant a good idea? Upsides? Downsides?

Thanks.
If you get the implant,you will find yourself considering soft furnishings in pastel shades as your gonads shrink and your breasts swell like young turtle doves.

If she gets the implant,then she will turn into an insatiable sex-beast unable to fill the cistern of her lusts without cavorting like a gerbil in heat 10 -20 times a day.

Hope this helps
 
#9
Chris1994 said:
TartanTrooper said:
No, a few mates of mine have it and it just gives them their period more frequently and where it is hurts and itches constantly, get her on the pill or stick to condoms
i dont trust the pill it failed last year and gave us a pregnacy scare basicly

as for condoms yeah...but kills it sometimes unfortunately
Your name suggests your are 16yrs old and you said you had a pregnancy scare last yr making you 15yrs old, do you realise you are dammed to spend all eternity in the fires of hell for your sins? :p
 
#11
llech said:
Your name suggests your are 16yrs old and you said you had a pregnancy scare last yr making you 15yrs old, do you realise you are dammed to spend all eternity in the fires of hell for your sins? :p
dont worry mate we was both 15 going 16...dont act so surprised we've all seen jeremery kyle...
 
#14
I forgot to carry my tin can of car grease...
 
#16
There are so many variables, too many to give a straight answer.
Does she respond well to the hormal pill? Does she have pre-existing gynaecological conditions or hormonal imbalance? Are her periods heavy? Regular?
In general, I'd advise her to look at having a copper IUD or a hormonal (mirena) IUD as the hormones are released locally, is long term contraceptive and are easily removed. I also advise everyone I talk to to avoid the Depo injection, wouldn't touch it again with somebody else's bargepole. Stupid f*cking injection :x
 
#17
I hear the Church prefers the sheep in their flock not to go against Gods wishes and use contraception. This is why you will find so many priest opt of buggery. No chance of pregnancy.................................... Well how many pregnant alter boys have you seen? :)
 
#20
jarrod248 said:
Wench_Of_The_Manor said:
There are so many variables, too many to give a straight answer.
Does she respond well to the hormal pill? Does she have pre-existing gynaecological conditions or hormonal imbalance? Are her periods heavy? Regular?
In general, I'd advise her to look at having a copper IUD or a hormonal (mirena) IUD as the hormones are released locally, is long term contraceptive and are easily removed. I also advise everyone I talk to to avoid the Depo injection, wouldn't touch it again with somebody else's bargepole. Stupid f*cking injection :x
I thought you'd be post menopausal Rearwords.
Very few Drs will agree to an IUD in a 15 year old, too much tendency to be expelled without being noticed resulting in a pregnancy! She should be using condoms anyway to prevent STD's
 

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