Jesus - it's like a giant word of the day bog-paper throwing session in here.
Can't you lot go back to saying "cock" and "your mum"?
PS - I'm copyrighting the word "turd". I think you'll find I used it first on the site back in 2005.
PPS - Sheep's Cunt, Reverso-cycle, Ribbons of / weak / arcs of / defective Sperm, noodle arms, reeking of failure are all similarly copyrighted phrases used by handsome, medal-clad men with operational experience and dwellings consisting of a minimum of three bedrooms.