The ignore function

[Wordsmith]

I have five on ignore, all strong SPOTY contenders. Life is too short to reply to a poster with the mentality of a chimpanzee flinging sh*t.

Wordsmith

 

[Lardbeast]

I have nobody on ignore, I find that helps when looking for full disclosure evidence that ultimately justifies the polishing of my ban hammer.

Fuckwittery tends to get nipped in the bud that way.

You're still soft though.

 

[pete_the_reader]

FWIW:

 

[Baglock]

FWIW:

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My news feed is humming along nicely.

It allows me to keep arrsers of interest under my constantly watchful gaze

 

[Lardbeast]

Only one I have on ignore is earth. There's only so much penis chewing bellwhiffery a man can take before heading out into the suburbs clutching a double headed axe.

 

[Graculus]

I have five on ignore, all strong SPOTY contenders. Life is too short to reply to a poster with the mentality of a chimpanzee flinging sh*t.

Wordsmith

You prefer to batter people with your condescension and follow up with full contact verbosity. Weak.

 

[Lardbeast]

...@DaManBugs follows me to show me just how not bothered the walty, alkie, lying child abuse victim is.

Snap! It's creepy, yet strangely arousing knowing he shreds napkins in impotent rage while reading what we post.

 

[dogmeat]

My news feed is humming along nicely.

It allows me to keep arrsers of interest under my constantly watchful gaze

You stupid cunť.

 

[TacticalNuclearPenguin]

The only one I can disagree with, If I may is @Caecilius, you have to cut Cavalry officers some extra slack.

ISWYDT

 

[FORMER_FYRDMAN]

I confess to having Graculus on 'goad' because he's mentally bereft.

 

[NSP]

My news feed is humming along nicely.

It allows me to keep arrsers of interest under my constantly watchful gaze

You sad, sad little prick.

 

[Baglock]

You stupid cunť.

How original

 

[Wordsmith]

You sad, sad little prick.

Do you mind not quoting 's**tinginabalglock'. You've forced me to read one of this posts for the first time of the year. Otherwise the only reminder I get of his miserable existence is him flailing away at the mong buttons.

Although I do have fantasies about him.

Sadly, I'm neither fitted for, nor equipped with thunderbolts. Or s**tinginabaglock would resemble a small lump of charcoal.

Wordsmith

 

[Baglock]

Do you mind not quoting 's**tinginabalglock'. You've forced me to read one of this posts for the first time of the year. Otherwise the only reminder I get of his miserable existence is him flailing away at the mong buttons.

Although I do have fantasies about him.

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Sadly, I'm neither fitted for, nor equipped with thunderbolts. Or s**tinginabaglock would resemble a small lump of charcoal.

Wordsmith

Your prolific use of the ignore function speaks of weak, defective sperm

 

[dogmeat]

How original

It's a statement of fact, not originality.

You are stupid and you are a cunť. Hence, you are a stupid cunť.

 

[NSP]

I am prolific in my use of the mong buttons, which speaks of the weak, defective sperm that sired me.

Somewhat closer to reality, you tepid turd.

 

[NSP]

Although I do have fantasies about him.

Sadly, I'm neither fitted for, nor equipped with thunderbolts.

I am similarly minded, although mine tend to involve his interaction with one of these:-

The knowledge of how to tie one being something with which I am equipped...

 

[NSP]

You stupid cunť.

How original

Your prolific use of the ignore function speaks of weak, defective sperm

More original (and factually accurate) than your parroting of Badger Heed's lines and style.

You stupid, unimaginative, plagiarising cunt.

 

[Baglock]

More original (and factually accurate) than your parroting of Badger Heed's lines and style.

You stupid, unimaginative, plagiarising cunt.

I go my own you fat fucker.

You have the internet equivalent of halitosis.

Every word you spew forth is noxious and unbearable.

Still if it stops you abusing your family or shipmates, I'm doing the world a service.

 

[TheresaMay]

Jesus - it's like a giant word of the day bog-paper throwing session in here.

Can't you lot go back to saying "cock" and "your mum"?

PS - I'm copyrighting the word "turd". I think you'll find I used it first on the site back in 2005.

PPS - Sheep's Cunt, Reverso-cycle, Ribbons of / weak / arcs of / defective Sperm, noodle arms, reeking of failure are all similarly copyrighted phrases used by handsome, medal-clad men with operational experience and dwellings consisting of a minimum of three bedrooms.