The ideal woman.

#1
Back to the relationships drawing board again.

I am wondering if the Army deprived us of an ability to form stable relationships with the opposite gender. It seems rather difficult to find posh birds who can keep up with the boozy and hard living lifestyle that many of us pursue.The current poor disillusioned soul had me off the smokes (three months) and the grog for a week. She also wanted me to adopt a grown up's diet and start going to grown up's activities like committees and community service. She also talked about "life balance" and "making friends and influencing people". I did draw the line when she asked me to change my name to "Nigel" by deedpoll, take elecution lessons and memorise the arts section of the Sydney Morning Herald before going to civilised "dinner parties" with her mates.

My view is that you could be dead tomorrow so live everyday as if it were your last. However, this may be a rationalisation of an inherent lack of maturity. Has anybody else encountered this and how did you find compromise? In short, they seem to like s***ging us but find it very hard to live with us.

Anybody got any tips/hints or strategies for handling the reasonable expectations of middle aged/class women when we seem to want to continue to enjoy the life that we had when we were twenty one? My tactic thus far has been to ham up "the officer and gentleman" bit in the courtship stage and they seem to relish the prospect of "taming the wild boy" but it seems to set the stage for a situation that culminates in a battle for control that does not do anyone any good.

I await abuse with anticipation :=) and have spoonfuls of cemment on standby.
 
#3
Back to the relationships drawing board again.

I am wondering if the Army deprived us of an ability to form stable relationships with the opposite gender. It seems rather difficult to find posh birds who can keep up with the boozy and hard living lifestyle that many of us pursue.This current one had me off the smokes (three months) and the grog for a week. She also wanted me to adopt a grown up's diet and start going to grown up's activities like committees and community service stuff.

Anybody got any tips/hints or strategies for handling the reasonable expectations of middle aged/class women when we seem to want to continue to enjoy the life that we had when we were twenty one?

I await abuse with anticipation. :=)
Where the fuck did you find her? Surely the alarm bells started to go after she wanted you to stop smoking and give up kebabs and potato shapes?
 
#5
Lower your standards.
 
#8
#12
Back to the relationships drawing board again.

I am wondering if the Army deprived us of an ability to form stable relationships with the opposite gender. It seems rather difficult to find posh birds who can keep up with the boozy and hard living lifestyle that many of us pursue.The current poor disillusioned soul had me off the smokes (three months) and the grog for a week. She also wanted me to adopt a grown up's diet and start going to grown up's activities like committees and community service. She also talked about "life balance" and "making friends and influencing people". I did draw the line when she asked me to change my name to "Nigel" by deedpoll, take elecution lessons and memorise the arts section of the Sydney Morning Herald before going to civilised "dinner parties" with her mates.

My view is that you could be dead tomorrow so live everyday as if it were your last. However, this may be a rationalisation of an inherent lack of maturity. Has anybody else encountered this and how did you find compromise? In short, they seem to like s***ging us but find it very hard to live with us.

Anybody got any tips/hints or strategies for handling the reasonable expectations of middle aged/class women when we seem to want to continue to enjoy the life that we had when we were twenty one? My tactic thus far has been to ham up "the officer and gentleman" bit in the courtship stage and they seem to relish the prospect of "taming the wild boy" but it seems to set the stage for a situation that culminates in a battle for control that does not do anyone any good.

I await abuse with anticipation :=) and have spoonfuls of cemment on standby.
That is one control freak you had there, lucky escape, make better choices next time.....
 
#15
The ideal woman?

No such fecking thing, playing the field until the right one who can tolerate you the most is the way to go.

In all walks of life 'a walking relationship disaster' is the same irrespective of being in the Services or in Civvy job.

Women are as much players if allowed to get away with it as men are and their fecking liars if they otherwise.
 
#18
My view is that you could be dead tomorrow so live everyday as if it were your last. However, this may be a rationalisation of an inherent lack of maturity. Has anybody else encountered this and how did you find compromise?
Compromise starts with little things like taking your shoes off in the house and phoning if you're going to be late; but sooner or later, you're running hot baths on command and grovelling for permission to go the pub.

It's no way to live, but it gets worse. In your pathetic attempts to please her, you've squandered the respect she once had for you. You've become her obedient little bitch, and she wants to be told what to do.

One day, as you're folding her knickers, you'll find a pair of boxers with 'Leroy' embroidered across the embarrassingly stretched crotch. You were once a man who slept with married women, but you've become the pathetic husband; cuckolded by a man who refused to compromise.

See, women aren't attracted to the drunk, predatory social reject they're dating. They're attracted to the idea that they can change him, own him, and succeed where other women failed. The trick is to keep women in the perpetual mindset that change is afoot without ever actually changing.

As the old saying goes, treat 'em mean.

Never, ever, ever compromise.
 
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