The Ideal Officer

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  1. Hi,
    We've been having a debate in the officers section about what makes a good leader. As squaddies or soon to be squaddies I'd like to know what kind of officer you would want?
     
  2. One that is hetrosexual.
     
  3. Straight or gay, one who's not a tw@t. Sorry, rules you out.
     
  4. MAJOR WAH DO NOT REPLY

    As in, this gentleman is currently in the middle of an embarrassingly successful windup
     
  5. Homophobia won't be tolerated.
     
  6. An autocratic, overbearing ignoramus who refuses to take advice from subject matter experts and is concerned with rapid promotion from day one with little or no thought to the welfare of his or her soldiers. It also helps if the officer in question tries to make an issue about the fact that they are gay.

    Now fcuk off this site, cumstain.
     
  7. Its not only tolerated its encouraged.
    Who wants a pansy who doesn't know when to let a wah finish in charge of them?
     
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    What he said!
     
  9. One with a hoofing pair of tits, who spreads it around the boys and takes it up the sh*ter :D

    I think I have just recited the RLC officer Job spec :wink:
     
  10. GAYYY.
     
  11. And? Do you have a problem with my sexuality?
     
  12. Nooooooooooooo

    Don’t go making me read the other thread, it’s over 400 post long, you little tease you :p
     
  13. Quiet, you oxygen thief.
     
  14. TO ANSWER THE SUBJECT MATTER SERIOUSLY...





    Anything in between Alan Carr and Prince India out of that bbc 3 shit programme is ok by me
     
  15. Haven't you died yet?