The Hotel Inspector.....Would you??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Mar 6, 2008.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Sitting here watching Ruth Watson & I gets as stiring in the loins...You know,she's quite shagable...
    Do I need help or would you do her too???
  2. we need pics
  3. You are disgusting. She wouldn't get even an AA rating! Although if you are willing to - there's one less monster on the loose.
  4. fcuk yeah

    sober aswell

    n if her ol' man wants to watch he can
  5. you sick bastards :)
  6. you kinky fcuker :twisted:
  7. I need another Brit on my shag list
  8. Does she have to wear boots?
  9. its that cheeky smile that says:

    bend me over n pull my hair n punch the back of my head just behind my ear

  10. Put a paper bag on her head, where there's a hole there's a goal!
  11. As the old saying goes "I've had worse and enjoyed it".
  12. Donkey punch
  13. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    No ...

    Fat arrse.
    Bad teeth.
    Pushy personality.
    Cnut ....

    OK, 1/5 might do, but preferably not. ;-)