The Hornet and the crows.

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by PigGunner, Apr 10, 2013.

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  1. Two crows were flying along slowly minding their own business enjoying the scenery, when all of a sudden out of the blue a F/A-18E/F Super Hornet goes screaming past, barely missing the now somersaulting, and wildly flapping crows.

    "Faaaark!" exclaims one crow in surprise, "He was sure moving!"

    The other crow replies, "I reckon you would be too if you had two arseholes and both of them were alight!"
  2. Maybes yes, maybes no.
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    Twin arseholes...

    Edited to add: (No not the crew.... necessarily)
  4. I just cannot wait for the schools to go back.....
  5. Bad news Bryan. School's been out for me for quite some time! Might as well get used to it, so my suggestion to you is to do a little more work on your insults there bud. Or maybe crack a joke of your own?
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  6. You do realise that you've posted this in "Jokes"?
  7. I do, bud. Although when I crack them, I don't generally have to announce to the world that they're 'a joke'.
  8. Well, some people simply don't possess a funny bone it seems.