The holy grail of porn (almost)

#8
wedge35 said:
Fcuking hell!! Did you see the bit where the mom walks in on Ricky wanking? Dodgy as you like but funny as fcuk!
I'm still at the bit where they're explaining how hard-ons happen: "have you ever had that happen to you?" :D And the "ports" of the female body - genius.
 
#12
I got confused, should I be stroking blokes backs when I'm stood next to them in the bogs?
Should I be standing next to blokes in the bogs?

As for Rickys mother, yep would have, even if she did totally spoil the moment for him.
 
#13
"if your sticky maybe it was a wet dream"...lol...Yeah mate, or the mllaaaar swamped the bed!!

Did you see that confused but joyful look on Franks face? Priceless!

Brilliant film.
 
#17
I was once at a dinner party on Exmoor and got talking to the girl next to me. It was quite a good party and we were chatting away until I asked her why she was so much later arriving compared to everyone else. She replied that she was held up at a seminar she was giving to a medical board on 'sex aids for the disabled'. I was sure she was winding me up but she called my bluff when I asked her if she had any of the aforementioned 'aids' with her. 'Of course', she said, 'they're in my car', and she didn't take much convincing to get them either (we were pretty pi$$ed by this stage). She staggered in with a huge cardboard box which she dropped at our end of the table. Now, the party was in a very old house that had exposed beams and the first thing to come out of the box was the harness which just begged to be hung up and tried out. Our hostess duly obliged. Apart from one couple who mumbled their excuses and left it is fair to say that a good night was had by all.

Thank you God for the disabled and their sex toys.
 
#18
Why did that girl at the beginning just get into that creepy curb crawlers car. She should have run for her life.

I think she needs to watch a video educating her about danger strangers and rapists.