The holy grail of porn (almost)

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  1. I found this link to a video showing how to teach mongs about sex something which certain members of the arrse community may find useful there is no actual drool coated coupling in it but things get a bit steamy around 10.26 into it when frank wakes up all wet and sticky http://www.ifilm.com/video/2667018
    enjoy.
     
  2. where the hell did you find this!!!!!!!

    :D :D :D
     
  3. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus, even I was amused by that one.
     
  4. Well, I never. I've just learnt that girls have three holes. Hurrah for mllarr porn!
     
  5. Please tell me that's real!
     
  6. Fcuking hell!! Did you see the bit where the mom walks in on Ricky wanking? Dodgy as you like but funny as fcuk!
     
  7. I'm still at the bit where they're explaining how hard-ons happen: "have you ever had that happen to you?" :D And the "ports" of the female body - genius.
     
  8. Damn the IGS police!!! Damn them!!! :x
     
  9. Where is the connoisseur that is MDN when you need his researched input in fields of this genre?
     
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  11. I got confused, should I be stroking blokes backs when I'm stood next to them in the bogs?
    Should I be standing next to blokes in the bogs?

    As for Rickys mother, yep would have, even if she did totally spoil the moment for him.
     
  12. "if your sticky maybe it was a wet dream"...lol...Yeah mate, or the mllaaaar swamped the bed!!

    Did you see that confused but joyful look on Franks face? Priceless!

    Brilliant film.
     
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for make my morning so much brighter than it was. mmllaaaAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
     
  14. Rickys mum really ruined it for him!