The Hazards of Tatooing

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jumpinjarhead, Oct 5, 2010.

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  1. That has to be a spoof.
  2. I am told it is genuine.
  3. I do suspect if I ever had a tattoo I would scream like that too.

  4. To know some of the denizens of "there hee-yar parts" is to be in a case on continual amazement.
  5. My personal favourite ... the two jocks who had 'Dessert Dog' on their arms LOL
  6. Oh come on, the deep-fried Mars bar is a unique dish (and long may it remain so :puker:)
  7. Far too healthy a dish for most around here.
  8. Deep-fried peanut butter? Surely not! Surely...:pale:
  9. If it is in a "nanner samich" (banana sandwich)
  10. How about the deep fried beer that's been seen on the news recently? I prefer my ale in a pewter pot.
  11. IIRC, the word you're looking for is 'rats', Desert Rats.
  12. Ive heard of one biker type chappie whose tattoo artist artfully inscribed the legend "Stans slave" rather than "satans slave" on his arm.
  13. I read of a Chinese lady tattooist who did the Chinese writing on people's arms.
    Some clients who had earned her dislike found themselves with the Chinese words for 'Very Small Penis' neatly inscribed on their arms.
  14. Here's a similar one - girl wanted her b/f's name tattooed on her in Chinese. but what she actually got was 'supermarket'

    BBC NEWS | England | 'Romantic' trick tattoo to stay