A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "Jump out the window. My husband's home early!" (It was a bungalow..) I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's pouring with rain out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's a cage fighter with a terrible temper! The rain is the least of your problems!" The boyfriend shoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he realised that he had run right into the middle of the town's annual half marathon. He started running along beside the others about 200 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to 'blend in' as best he could. It wasn't that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been eyeing him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running." "Do you always carry your clothes under your arm when running?" asked another. "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a third runner cast his eyes lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Only if it's raining."