I suppose he'll claim it as a danger w@nk.
The Michael Hutchence walt.
He knocked one out INXS of a safe amount?
It’s a lot more common than you’d think. I have a few paramedic mates who have stories about being called out to ‘death by wanking’.
Often recorded as a simple cardiac arrest, or if a post-mortem is carried out, a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage.
Surely if they are liable to suffer a heart attack or brain haemorrhage then any sort of exertion could be life threatening?
I suppose it's difficult to dispose of 50cm's worth of sodden Andrex, a random selected copy of New Talent (Vol 3, No 5) and pull your kecks up whilst in the throes of death. It's not unlike falling asleep mid-****, only to wake up to find your mam has left a cup of tea on the side... only worse. The obit in the Telegraph would be worth framing though.
Or being woken up by a shop assistant asking you to put the magazine back if you are not going to buy it.