The happiest man in Britain..

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    That's his happy face?
     
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  2. The bus is getting its MOT done, i can have it ready sometime this afternoon. Cant afford much diesel though, so we can't take it far!
     
  3. Should have moved the fecker to Golders Green, that'd put a smile on his ugly fizzog.
     
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    Bad beard day.
     
  5. Scum bag, id love to give him an home visit, maybe give him a warm welcome by setting his ugly beard alight.
     
  6. Are you the one second on the left?
     

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    Discharge by name name Negligent_Discha... ooops, sorry mate... mate? Can you hear me?
     
  8. Telegraph beat the Mail to the punch with this one.

    "With the help of the council, Qatada moved into a home in Wembley where he continues to break wind in our genereral direction."

    According to the Google translator.

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  9. There's gotta be a few thousand nutters in England, we've got the EDF, BNP, armed robbers who shoot up Russian bankers, gangsters who shoot 5 year old girls and countless tough guys down the pub looking for a fight... How is this guy still breathing? We've got his pic, we know where he lives, why hasn't someone slotted him yet?

    Seriously, if I found out I had a fatal cancer I'd prolly drive to Wembley and do the ****.
     
  10. I've got a spare outrage carpet you can use, it's a bit threadbare and has no permit to fly though.
     
  11. LucreziaBorgia merrily volunteering to provide you with an alibi Sir.

    And I want it noted that I have Bagsy on your car when you do shuffle off.
     
  12. At least he's not a retired banker, or there really would be outrage.
     
  13. A dirty little Fiat Bravo, much like it's owner, and would probably do you more trouble than good ;-)
     
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  14. Does anybody know any gypsy scouse paedophile muslim students on benefits?