The Hampshire Chainsaw Massacre... er... Suicide...

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  1. Yup, that's going to sting a bit.
     
  2. Hang on was he on the "list" :D
     
  3. 10/10 for style and panache.
     
  4. That'll learn 'em. They'll never take his flat now. Oh.
     
  5. Must have made it much more comfortable for him.
     
  6. Cutting edge suicide...

    I'll get my coat
     
  7. I got an email about this earlier, thought it was a chain letter.





    I'll get mine too.
     
  8. Why bother putting it on a timer? just lop your swede off in a one swift stroke!?
     
  9. Sgt Carter replied: "In some ways it was, sir."


    WTF
    :?
     
  10. Just 9 from me. I dropped him a mark for leaving on his T-shirt.....
     
  11. It wasn't suicide :roll:
     
  12. Well and truly snookered.....!
     
  13. "Okay ma'am, if you stand back we'll break the door down and have a look around..........BANG..........BANG........ so how many rooms has this flat got Mrs..................

    OMG! WHAT THE FUCK....................."
     
  14. Lucky his t-shirt got caught and stopped the blade, he could have been seriously hurt. I personally am fcuked for ideas on what to put on his shrine.