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The hairy muff.

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
When did the hairy fanny actually die out?
When I was a kid, your standard Fiesta or Penthouse magazine featured about 10 proper women (not including the skanky wives section).
Probably only one or two would be shaven. It was considered a novelty.
But for many years now, a landing strip has been considered the maximum foliage acceptable.

What year did the proper, bushy, full on student's garden fanny die out?
 
It hasn’t on here, the site is full of hirsute screaming quims
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
I recall being in an operating theatre in BMH Munster, would have been 1990 on an anaesthetic course.

It was some sort of gynocology operation and the surgeon went off on a rant about who had shaved his patient, phone call up to ward looking for a head to roll.

Explanation that she had arrived at the BMH like that was finally accepted.

IIRC she had a wee tattoo of 2 cherries beside it.

That was first self shaved the gynocologist had seen.
 
I recall being in an operating theatre in BMH Munster, would have been 1990 on an anaesthetic course.

It was some sort of gynocology operation and the surgeon went off on a rant about who had shaved his patient, phone call up to ward looking for a head to roll.

Explanation that she had arrived at the BMH like that was finally accepted.

IIRC she had a wee tattoo of 2 cherries beside it.

That was first self shaved the gynocologist had seen.
The Nurse I met while Duty Driver at BMH Munster extremely Hairsuited
 
I've seen my fair share of hairy growlers, they haven't died out yet especially in the more rural areas
 

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
As the UK seems to be heading back to a plastic version of the 1970s, I'm concerned the bushy retro-fanny may make a comeback.

It's bad enough having vegan web designers trying to look like lumber jacks.
And the girls with the thick rimmed glasses like Thelma (or whoever the ugly girl was called) on Scooby doo.
 
As the UK seems to be heading back to a plastic version of the 1970s, I'm concerned the bushy retro-fanny may make a comeback.

It's bad enough having vegan web designers trying to look like lumber jacks.
And the girls with the thick rimmed glasses like Thelma (or whoever the ugly girl was called) on Scooby doo.
Thelma would get it......
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
I've never been a sporran fan but fortunately trimmed was the norm when I was growing up mid 80s, a few shaved in swimsuit season or the swimmers I dated.

then I first heard it called the laurel canyon sweep around 84 - where the front was trimmed and the rest shaved which I actually prefer due to the way the hair grows back without flossing your teeth.

but then I've seen a fair bit of french porn where this was the norm in the mid 70s with Brigitte Lahaie etc...

Being single again after seeing the same girl from a young age for 28 years leaves me with dread as to what my future encounters may hold.

it's alright for you lot - you're used to shagging old wimmin - i've only done daughters NOT mothers and grandmothers. my missus's growler at 45 looked pretty much the same as when she was 18. a nice trim affair that didn't look like a dead badger, I'll be horrified to find a nice new lady only for her to have the elephants ears or punched lasagne/pasty look.
 
As the UK seems to be heading back to a plastic version of the 1970s, I'm concerned the bushy retro-fanny may make a comeback.

It's bad enough having vegan web designers trying to look like lumber jacks.
And the girls with the thick rimmed glasses like Thelma (or whoever the ugly girl was called) on Scooby doo.

the classic joke-

Q. who's the dog in scooby doo?

A. Velma
 

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
I've never been a sporran fan but fortunately trimmed was the norm when I was growing up mid 80s, a few shaved in swimsuit season or the swimmers I dated.

then I first heard it called the laurel canyon sweep around 84 - where the front was trimmed and the rest shaved which I actually prefer due to the way the hair grows back without flossing your teeth.

but then I've seen a fair bit of french porn where this was the norm in the mid 70s with Brigitte Lahaie etc...

Being single again after seeing the same girl from a young age for 28 years leaves me with dread as to what my future encounters may hold.

it's alright for you lot - you're used to shagging old wimmin - i've only done daughters NOT mothers and grandmothers. my missus's growler at 45 looked pretty much the same as when she was 18. a nice trim affair that didn't look like a dead badger, I'll be horrified to find a nice new lady only for her to have the elephants ears or punched lasagne/pasty look.
I've never been a sporran fan but fortunately trimmed was the norm when I was growing up mid 80s, a few shaved in swimsuit season or the swimmers I dated.

then I first heard it called the laurel canyon sweep around 84 - where the front was trimmed and the rest shaved which I actually prefer due to the way the hair grows back without flossing your teeth.

but then I've seen a fair bit of french porn where this was the norm in the mid 70s with Brigitte Lahaie etc...

Being single again after seeing the same girl from a young age for 28 years leaves me with dread as to what my future encounters may hold.

it's alright for you lot - you're used to shagging old wimmin - i've only done daughters NOT mothers and grandmothers. my missus's growler at 45 looked pretty much the same as when she was 18. a nice trim affair that didn't look like a dead badger, I'll be horrified to find a nice new lady only for her to have the elephants ears or punched lasagne/pasty look.

Are you on a register somewhere?
 
Just bothered to Google it.
Velma was the pog with thick glasses.
Daphne was the fit one.

But Velma was the dirty one who kept dropping her glasses and scrambling around the floor hoping someone whipped up her skirt and took her doggy style
 
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