Last night it was suggested that Colin Charvis may be the father of Charlotte Church's sprog. I don't know how we got there. I mentioned that surely it would be a little obvious, visually. "Why?" "Because he's black, well, half-cast" Cue raised voice and a sad on for the rest of the evening, "I can't believe you said that, that's racist." Erm what?? I appologised for my apparent transgression; for once i didn't intend to be a cunt...despite being a "sheepshagger"! Is this word unacceptable now?