The Grey Fergie Weep'athon Thread

[BiscuitsAB]

That should do it!

 

[NurseyMai]

Nice thread.

This coming from someone who thought http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/197543-wives.html would be a good thread starter?

 

[Greengrass]

Can someone post a pic of a middle aged alcoholic cabbie with mental problems? I can't do it on my phone.

It doesn't stop you from posting terminally dull shit does it cot death.


Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

 

[zero-over]

This coming from someone who thought http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/197543-wives.html would be a good thread starter?

If I show you my veterans badge will you give me hand relief?

 

[NurseyMai]

If I show you my veterans badge will you give me hand relief?

There you go...

 

[BiscuitsAB]

I got an infraction, I think based on reason given that it was something to do with Olivia Newton John, I can dig it but being called 'boring' by B_AB? Someone's been on the windowlene with brasso chasers

Wrong BiscuitsAB! My good Friend Biscuits_AB is somewhat north of the Antonine Wall whereas I am somewhat south of it. I don't partake in what appears to be your favorite tipple as I can afford 25 year malt.

stop being a cock.

 

[slipperman]

Just to take it away from the dog botherers thread,

Go on then you weeping gusset, off you go the stage is yours

Surely the stage is yours, as you kicked all this off on another thread, which is totally removed from the NAAFI?

 

[steven seagull]

Wrong BiscuitsAB! My good Friend Biscuits_AB is somewhat north of the Antonine Wall whereas I am somewhat south of it. I don't partake in what appears to be your favorite tipple as I can afford 25 year malt.

stop being a cock.

While you're here can you confirm whether or not he or any other posters share my IP please?

That's if you're not busy counting your money in your palace.

 

[Cabana]

On the plus side, I have discovered that the dog thread is where unheard of wenches of arrse post.


Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

 

[Grey_Mafia65]

I'm struggling to believe how long-term posters on here don't know who rooster_teeth is/was!

 

[Zarathustra]

I'm struggling to believe how long-term posters on here don't know who rooster_teeth is/was!

I know, who'd have thought that 3123 would be able to hide his old identity so well?

 

[steven seagull]

No sign of Columbo yet then?

 

[Zarathustra]

While you're here can you confirm whether or not he or any other posters share my IP please?

That's if you're not busy counting your money in your palace.

I thought you were JoeyDeacon and The_Featherman

 

[steven seagull]

I thought you were JoeyDeacon and The_Featherman

I've never been that witless, poor or drunk.

 

[Zarathustra]

I've never been that witless, poor or drunk.

Are you sure?

 

[spaz]

My sympathy goes out to anyone lacking the stones to shoot their own dog. It must be awful being a fucking coward.

I want to I really do, I just don't think I'm ready yet. I'm working up to it by dropping breeze blocks on him.

 

[spaz]

If I show you my veterans badge will you give me hand relief?

How the fuck did you get one you limp tummy stick?

Since when have they dished them out to tools who were SNLR'd during Phase 2 training, you failed monkey of a mangina.

 

[zero-over]

How the fuck did you get one you limp tummy stick?

Since when have they dished them out to tools who were SNLR'd during Phase 2 training, you failed monkey of a mangina.

Wind your neck in, you scrawny streak of piss.

 

[spaz]

Wind your neck in, you scrawny streak of piss.

Or what my specky rejected chum?

 

[Zarathustra]

Wind your neck in, you scrawny streak of piss.