The Grey Fergie Weep'athon Thread

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If you don't mind, I'm planning on viewing from the sidelines whilst stroking my average sized penis.

I'll be lying on my back and trying to catch the resultant ejaculate in my mouth, face and eyes.
 

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Can I start with the case for the defence? It's not our cuddly Mr Shitehawk, God love him and his cheery penis stroking ways.
 
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Fuck me, I didn't know you were one of my logins as well Jarrod!

No wonder I love shotgunning spunk so much!
 
#6
I now count three threads were twats have suddenly appeared......someone call Mulder and Scully, there is is a mysterious invasion of twats, and they seem to be multiplying.
 
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I'll be lying on my back and trying to catch the resultant ejaculate in my mouth, face and eyes.
Try a pillow in the small of your back it just gives the elevation to turn belly jelly into face cream.


Sent from my sticky semen stained digits.
 
#9
My sympathy goes out to anyone lacking the stones to shoot their own dog. It must be awful being a fucking coward.
 
#10
If you're limber and/or fit enough, 'cycling' your legs over your head like you're starring in a 1980s fitness video while enjoying a bit of self rape allows you to enjoy a satisfying facial.

So I'm told.
 
#11
Of course you could just smear your pud in strawberry jam and get your dog to lap away at your helmet until you blow your load

Avoid Butchers Tripe Mix though as frankly that's just perverted
 
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Can someone post a pic of a middle aged alcoholic cabbie with mental problems? I can't do it on my phone.
 
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