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The Great White Knight

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Many moons ago, the great white knight fell madly in love with the King's daughter. He decided to ask the King personally if he may marry the princess. The king replies 'you must prove yourself. you must get me the head of a Lion, a Tiger's paw, and a monkey's tail, and then we shall talk'

so the great white knight mounts his horse, and rides off into the darkness. he gets to the inner perimeter and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides on through and reaches the outer perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides out, finds a Lion, cuts off it's head and mounts his horse to return. he rides on and reaches the outer perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides on, reaches the inner perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides into the castle, and hands over the Lions head. 'wonderful' the king says 'now get me a lions paw and a monkey's tail!'

so the knight mounts up and rides off into the darkness. he gets to the inner perimeter and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides on through and reaches the outer perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides out, finds a tiger, cuts off it's tail, and mounts his horse to return. he rides on and reaches the outer perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides on, reaches the inner perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides into the castle, and hands over the tiger's paw. 'wonderful' the king says 'now get me a monkey's tail!'

so the knight mounts up and rides off into the darkness. he gets to the inner perimeter and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides on through and reaches the outer perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides out, finds a monkey, cuts off it's tail and mounts his horse to return. he rides on and reaches the outer perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides on, reaches the inner perimeter, and is challenged by the sentry. 'who goes there?' 'the great white knight!' 'the great white knight?' 'the great white knight!' 'then you may pass'.

so he rides into the castle, and hands over the monkeys paw. the king says 'wonderful' and looks at the great white knight blankly.

'so I may marry your daughter?' says the great white knight.

and the king says... 'no'
 

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