cant you sink the fucker ?No, not the movie (it's that time of year, after all) but your amusing ideas to get off this bloody ship (obviously, tunnelling is out).
Client said four week rotations, a lot of us accepted the job on the basis that we'd be home again four weeks later. The day after we sailed, client said, "No crew changes until middle of January. We're chomping at the bit to get off and there's talk of jumping ship when they go in to change out the ship's crew on their four-week rotation later this week.
Do me proud but more importantly make me laugh in a pant-wetting manner, chaps and chapesses. I fuckin' need it...!