The Great Big NAAFI Bar Porn-Off (NSFW)

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  1. Following on from Meridian's last post - here are the final rules:

    1.
    its a competition where the winner gets fcuk all but the losers get to donate a tenner to this years ARRSE RBL pot


    2.
    Entry is open to anyone


    3.
    Each entry is limited to 12 pics, 1 per category, in a single post per user


    4.
    Categories as follows

    01, Celebs, Pornalikes or Women You Fancy but Shouldn't
    02, Blondes, Gingers and Brunettes
    03, Art or Drawing
    04, T1ts, arrse or legs
    05, Carpet Munchers
    06, Fetish
    07, Girl Next Door
    08, Your Mum
    09, Vintage
    10, What the fcuk is that
    11, Lingerie
    12, Freestyle


    5.
    Judging will be done by anyone who can be arrsed to post a comment and will no doubt descend into bickering and arguments but we will add a poll at the close date do determine the losers (remember, theres nothing for the winner)


    6.
    Who cares who wins, its only the internet


    7.
    No nicking each others entries


    8.
    NO KEBAB SHOTS or ANYTHING UNDERAGE

    No comedy effect ladyboys
    No c0cks
    No spaff shots
    No pictures of Jordan

    The closing date is 2359 on 20 Oct 09 - Entries after this will not be judged, but you may still be charged


    Let the 'Porn-Off' begin... Good Luck :1:
     
  2. Can we have a category for the larger lady? :p

    Keep the chubby chaser's happy :)
     
  3. No. We cannot. At all. Never
     
  4. ...plus I reckon the larger lady could easily squeeze into (scuse the pun) Categories 1, 6, 8, 10 or 12 :lick:
     
  5. Think you are all being very fattest 8O
     
  6. No no Love, You're the fattest!

    Gotta love Jimmy Carr!
     
  7. Ok, seeing as I opened the thread, only fair I should start the ball rolling. With Meridian the firm favourite, and the fact that contributing to the Arrse RBL pot is a worthy forefit here goes:

    1. Celebs - The Mighty Megan Fox / Foxx

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    2. Brunettes - Imogen (Welsh home-grown beauty)

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    3. Art or Drawing - Not quite Jessica Rabbit...

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    4. T*ts, arrse, legs - Rear of the Year Rachel Stevens (thankyou photoshop)

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    5. Carpet Munchers - Classy!

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    6. Fetish - Nice arrse...

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    7. Girl Next Door - Approachable

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    8. Dont have a Mum, so I 'borrowed' the original MILF herself...

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    9. Vintage - The lovely Miss Welch

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    10. WTF is That? - Baby, you make me wish I had threeeeee hands!

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    11. Lingerie - Cant beat a basque.

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    12. Freestyle (not doggy style)

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    ...over to you.
     
  8. Celebs:
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    Brunettes:

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    Art:
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    Arse:
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    Lesbians:
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    Fetish:

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    Girls next door:

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    Milf:

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    Vintage:

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    wtf:
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    Lingerie:
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    Freestyle:

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    Gents, think it's safe to conclude with this batch of lovelies, that the contest is now over.

    I thank you 8)
     
  9. Feck what about waking up to this monster!
     
  10. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Scaley as usual lowers the tone but God loves a trier I suppose


    01, Celebs, Pornalikes or Women You Fancy but Shouldn't

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    02, Blondes, Gingers and Brunettes

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    03, Art or Drawing

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    04, T1ts, arrse or legs

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    05, Carpet Munchers

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    06, Fetish

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    07, Girl Next Door

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    08, Your Mum

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    09, Vintage

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    10, What the fcuk is that

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    11, Lingerie

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    12, Freestyle

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  11. A sterling effort there from the Master of Porn... Altho it seems we are lacking takers. Surely a few more of you out there have a tenner to put towards the RBL pot?
     
  12. Thanks 8)
     
  13. In for a penny :D

    01, Celeb, Shania Twain.
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    02, Blonde Gwar Brunette
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    03, Art/Drawing
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    04, Bresticles.
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    05, Rug munchers.
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    06, Fetish
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    07, Girl next door
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    08, Your mum.
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    09, Vintage.
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    10, WTF is that.
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    11, Lingerie.
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    12, Freestyle.
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    Edited to change lingerie pic, as it was already posted by someone else.
    I should of checked, but hey, who cares :p
     
  14. Don't mention it! Mind you - I'm still rather drawn to that pad-wife you posted back in page 1 of the new lady thread.

    BTW - Are you still considering moving to Suffolk? Or did the comments in your previous thread put you off a little? If not, PM me as I have been held here against my will for over a decade now.

    Back to t*ts then...
     
  15. Did the ligerie pic not come out, it was ok earlier :?
     
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