The Great Big NAAFI Bar Porn-Off (NSFW)

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Following on from Meridian's last post - here are the final rules:

1.
its a competition where the winner gets fcuk all but the losers get to donate a tenner to this years ARRSE RBL pot


2.
Entry is open to anyone


3.
Each entry is limited to 12 pics, 1 per category, in a single post per user


4.
Categories as follows

01, Celebs, Pornalikes or Women You Fancy but Shouldn't
02, Blondes, Gingers and Brunettes
03, Art or Drawing
04, T1ts, arrse or legs
05, Carpet Munchers
06, Fetish
07, Girl Next Door
08, Your Mum
09, Vintage
10, What the fcuk is that
11, Lingerie
12, Freestyle


5.
Judging will be done by anyone who can be arrsed to post a comment and will no doubt descend into bickering and arguments but we will add a poll at the close date do determine the losers (remember, theres nothing for the winner)


6.
Who cares who wins, its only the internet


7.
No nicking each others entries


8.
NO KEBAB SHOTS or ANYTHING UNDERAGE

No comedy effect ladyboys
No c0cks
No spaff shots
No pictures of Jordan

The closing date is 2359 on 20 Oct 09 - Entries after this will not be judged, but you may still be charged


Let the 'Porn-Off' begin... Good Luck :1:
 
#2
Can we have a category for the larger lady? :p

Keep the chubby chaser's happy :)
 
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ScaleyAlbereto said:
Can we have a category for the larger lady? :p

Keep the chubby chaser's happy :)
meridian said:
Can we discriminate on the basis of flubber content?

I think its an open competition and if people like fat then fair enough :D

Once we have agreed the rules lets have no posting unless its an entry, closing date, this weekend (ish)

or

A new thread
...plus I reckon the larger lady could easily squeeze into (scuse the pun) Categories 1, 6, 8, 10 or 12 :lick:
 
#5
Think you are all being very fattest 8O
 
#7
Ok, seeing as I opened the thread, only fair I should start the ball rolling. With Meridian the firm favourite, and the fact that contributing to the Arrse RBL pot is a worthy forefit here goes:

1. Celebs - The Mighty Megan Fox / Foxx




2. Brunettes - Imogen (Welsh home-grown beauty)




3. Art or Drawing - Not quite Jessica Rabbit...




4. T*ts, arrse, legs - Rear of the Year Rachel Stevens (thankyou photoshop)




5. Carpet Munchers - Classy!




6. Fetish - Nice arrse...




7. Girl Next Door - Approachable




8. Dont have a Mum, so I 'borrowed' the original MILF herself...




9. Vintage - The lovely Miss Welch




10. WTF is That? - Baby, you make me wish I had threeeeee hands!




11. Lingerie - Cant beat a basque.




12. Freestyle (not doggy style)




...over to you.
 
#8
Celebs:


Brunettes:



Art:


Arse:


Lesbians:


Fetish:




Girls next door:



Milf:



Vintage:



wtf:


Lingerie:


Freestyle:





Gents, think it's safe to conclude with this batch of lovelies, that the contest is now over.

I thank you 8)
 
#10
Scaley as usual lowers the tone but God loves a trier I suppose


01, Celebs, Pornalikes or Women You Fancy but Shouldn't






02, Blondes, Gingers and Brunettes






03, Art or Drawing






04, T1ts, arrse or legs







05, Carpet Munchers






06, Fetish






07, Girl Next Door







08, Your Mum







09, Vintage







10, What the fcuk is that







11, Lingerie






12, Freestyle

 
#12
JesterRIP said:
A sterling effort there from the Master of Porn... Altho it seems we are lacking takers. Surely a few more of you out there have a tenner to put towards the RBL pot?
Thanks 8)
 
#13
In for a penny :D

01, Celeb, Shania Twain.


02, Blonde Gwar Brunette


03, Art/Drawing


04, Bresticles.


05, Rug munchers.


06, Fetish


07, Girl next door


08, Your mum.


09, Vintage.


10, WTF is that.


11, Lingerie.


12, Freestyle.



Edited to change lingerie pic, as it was already posted by someone else.
I should of checked, but hey, who cares :p
 
#14
ScaleyAlbereto said:
JesterRIP said:
A sterling effort there from the Master of Porn... Altho it seems we are lacking takers. Surely a few more of you out there have a tenner to put towards the RBL pot?
Thanks 8)
Don't mention it! Mind you - I'm still rather drawn to that pad-wife you posted back in page 1 of the new lady thread.

BTW - Are you still considering moving to Suffolk? Or did the comments in your previous thread put you off a little? If not, PM me as I have been held here against my will for over a decade now.

Back to t*ts then...
 
#16
Kylie Minogue could well be the perfect woman and the human version of a fine wine or cheese, she seems to get better with age?

Dont suppose you would entertain a Kylie through the ages post Meridian? purely for 'research' of course :D
 
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Dollsteeth said:
Kylie Minogue could well be the perfect woman and the human version of a fine wine or cheese, she seems to get better with age?

Dont suppose you would entertain a Kylie through the ages post Meridian? purely for 'research' of course :D
I'll look into that for you as well, remind me though :D
 
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