The Great ARRSE Outage 2018

#21
#24
Just to let you all know what happened.

ARRSE runs on two servers; one that has the website and the other the database. These are located in a facility in Germany that experienced a major power issue on Thursday morning at approx 1100 hrs. It would appear this knocked out the hardware they have for protecting against such events!

Over the intervening 48 hrs the company has been slowly restoring the thousands of servers they host and bringing them back online. One of these is ours which has now obviously been done.

Unfortunately the sudden crash also corrupted our database which has meant that we've had to restore a previous version. This means that approximated 7-8 hrs of posts have been lost between 0300 and 1100 on Thurs 24 May.

Sorry but its nice to see you all back again

Obviously this has all been down to GCO's hard work.
Is it too early for an enquiry about compo?
 
#25
With ARRSE down I'm surprised that dead rodent site didn't go into meltdown too.
 
#26
#27
Denied of my usual website of choice, I branched out into the brave scary world of the 'internet' and discovered many wonderful new websites to peruse and enjoy.

On a totally unrelated note, below is a picture of my new dog, that I've suddenly discovered I need rather urgently...


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Will this one do?

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#28
I'd like the CO's to know that I will be ringing Slater & Gordon to start compensation proceedings.

Due to ARRSE being offline, I've sat through two solid days of porn. Finally, my right arm couldn't take anymore and snapped right after some bloke spaffed over Lisa Ann's face.

I've included an image of how I've been left and expect this matter to be dealt with swiftly...

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However if the CO's wish to settle out of court, I'll gladly call off the dogs as long as I receive over £50,000 for the emotional trauma of a broken arm and a bruised bellend.
 

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#30
I was stuck in the house yesterday and no Arrse, today I go out for a few hours and the fuckrrs back!

No doubt when I get home again it will be a case of "The fùckers, fùcking fùcked" again! :)
 
#31
Just to let you all know what happened.

ARRSE runs on two servers; one that has the website and the other the database. These are located in a facility in Germany that experienced a major power issue on Thursday morning at approx 1100 hrs. It would appear this knocked out the hardware they have for protecting against such events!

Over the intervening 48 hrs the company has been slowly restoring the thousands of servers they host and bringing them back online. One of these is ours which has now obviously been done.

Unfortunately the sudden crash also corrupted our database which has meant that we've had to restore a previous version. This means that approximated 7-8 hrs of posts have been lost between 0300 and 1100 on Thurs 24 May.

Sorry but its nice to see you all back again

Obviously this has all been down to GCO's hard work.

I don't believe a word of it. It was caused by the huge number of SABCs being doled out on the 'IDF shoots 50' thread in the Children's Activities area previously known as Current Affairs.

Welcome back!
 
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#34
I just got this in a PM:

这是我们,你脏肮脏的他妈的猪狗。

Bit rude.
 
#35
Denied of my usual website of choice, I branched out into the brave scary world of the 'internet' and discovered many wonderful new websites to peruse and enjoy.

On a totally unrelated note, below is a picture of my new dog, that I've suddenly discovered I need rather urgently...


View attachment 335603
Have a word with yourself- I missed ARRSE but I didn’t resort to bestiality ffs.
 
#36
I'd like the CO's to know that I will be ringing Slater & Gordon to start compensation proceedings.

Due to ARRSE being offline, I've sat through two solid days of porn. Finally, my right arm couldn't take anymore and snapped right after some bloke spaffed over Lisa Ann's face.

I've included an image of how I've been left and expect this matter to be dealt with swiftly...

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However if the CO's wish to settle out of court, I'll gladly call off the dogs as long as I receive over £50,000 for the emotional trauma of a broken arm and a bruised bellend.
Link to specific video please. My wife is called Lisa Ann, and unless it's me (not that I recall making such a vid), this will be a main plank of the divorce case :)
 
#38
Link to specific video please. My wife is called Lisa Ann, and unless it's me (not that I recall making such a vid), this will be a main plank of the divorce case :)
It's not you. This bloke was hung like a Rhino.

I'll give you a tenner out of my winnings compensation.
You're welcome.
 
#39
First we had this:

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Then Slugs got her new kitchen and tried cooking in it:

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Then we got this:

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Coincidence? I think not. Someone from the Deep Web is trying to tell us something. We're doomed, I tell 'ee. :threaten: o_O:eek:
 
#40
The poor bloke only wanted to know if you wanted your ringpiece bleaching.
Bollaux! It means

'Every journey starts with a single step.'

That's what my tattooist said when I asked.
 
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