The 'Grand Slam' is rare and rightly so. Only seen seldomly among normal drinkers. Tramps do it on a daily basis so they don't count but how many 'Grand-Slam' club members do we have on ARRSE? Just for the purposes of definition a 'Grand Slam' is the involuntary evacuation of stomach, bladder and arrse within a short space of time due to drink. The order is irrevelant but extra points can be given if the 'Grand Slammee' carries on drinking with a log or something softer in his pants. The following requirements must, however, be met before an official 'Grand Slam' can be adjudged legal: 1. All helplessness must be due to excessive partying. Illness does not count. 2. All evacuations must occur within an acceptable timeframe. For example pishing and puking occur at 22:15. If the final component happened at say, 03:00 it would not count. That's just having a sh#te. 3. Witnesses should be present although each case can be judged on its own merits with respect to the individual's previous track record. Mine happened in Kempten '93 on adventure training after a vodka session turned into a shock session where we agreed that the losing drink always had to be whisky. Eventually managed the Slam in 20 mins. Mates got me into the 4-ton and after a bone-shaking ride back to the lodge the kak was half-way up my back which I only realised the next morning after cutting my pants off Anyone else?