The Good Ship Venus

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  1. I was trawling some of the older threads and came across the Tampax Factory song and it got me wondering about the other songs I used to sing, does anyone know all the verses to the Good Ship Venus.

    To my recollection it was something like this

    T'was on the Good Ship Venus
    My God you should have seen us....


    Frigging in the Rigging
    Shagging on the Planking
    Masturbating on the grating
    cos there's fcuk all else to do

    The ships dog name was Rover
    The crew they did him over
    They ground and ground that poor old hound form Lands' End down to dover

    The best mate's name was Morgan
    He was a sexual gorgon
    Once arroused three men could stand upon his massive organ

    There are verse about the captain, cabin boy, cat....

    Any help?
  2. T'was on the Good Ship Venus
    My God you should have seen us....

    The figurehead was a whore in bed
    Sucking a red hot penis!
  4. The captain's name was Slugger, he was a dirty bugger,
    He wasn't fit to shovel sh1t, from one place to another.

    alternative Chorus
    Frigging in the rigging, tossing on the crossing,
    W*NKING on the planking,
    There was f*ck all else to do.

    The first mates name was cooper By christ he was a trooper.
    He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor

    The second mate was andy By christ, he had a dandy
    Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy

    The cabin boy was flipper He was a f*cking n*gger
    He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper

    The captains wife was mabel To f*ck she was not able
    So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table

    The captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water
    And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found her sexual quarters
  5. You might be able to get the words from a sexpistols website.Remember being kicked out of a geography class in school for singing friggin in the riggin,due to teacher being ex bent naval type.
    He said we were taking the pish out of him. I don't know how he came to that conclusion but he was spot on. :lol: