The Good Ship Venus

#1
I was trawling some of the older threads and came across the Tampax Factory song and it got me wondering about the other songs I used to sing, does anyone know all the verses to the Good Ship Venus.

To my recollection it was something like this

T'was on the Good Ship Venus
My God you should have seen us....

Chorus

Frigging in the Rigging
Shagging on the Planking
Masturbating on the grating
cos there's fcuk all else to do

The ships dog name was Rover
The crew they did him over
They ground and ground that poor old hound form Lands' End down to dover

The best mate's name was Morgan
He was a sexual gorgon
Once arroused three men could stand upon his massive organ

There are verse about the captain, cabin boy, cat....

Any help?
 
#2
T'was on the Good Ship Venus
My God you should have seen us....

The figurehead was a whore in bed
Sucking a red hot penis!
 

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#3
green_slime said:
I was trawling some of the older threads and came across the Tampax Factory song and it got me wondering about the other songs I used to sing, does anyone know all the verses to the Good Ship Venus.

To my recollection it was something like this

T'was on the Good Ship Venus
My God you should have seen us....

Chorus

Frigging in the Rigging
Shagging on the Planking
Masturbating on the grating
cos there's fcuk all else to do

The ships dog name was Rover
The crew they did him over
They ground and ground that poor old hound form Lands' End down to dover

The best mate's name was Morgan
He was a sexual gorgon
Once arroused three men could stand upon his massive organ

There are verse about the captain, cabin boy, cat....


The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bu99er
He was not fit to shovel sh1t
from one place to another (or something like that)


Any help?
 
#4
The captain's name was Slugger, he was a dirty bugger,
He wasn't fit to shovel sh1t, from one place to another.

alternative Chorus
Frigging in the rigging, tossing on the crossing,
W*NKING on the planking,
There was f*ck all else to do.

The first mates name was cooper By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor

The second mate was andy By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was flipper He was a f*cking n*gger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper

The captains wife was mabel To f*ck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table

The captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found her sexual quarters
 
#5
You might be able to get the words from a sexpistols website.Remember being kicked out of a geography class in school for singing friggin in the riggin,due to teacher being ex bent naval type.
He said we were taking the pish out of him. I don't know how he came to that conclusion but he was spot on. :lol:
 

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