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Gout Man

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Gout Man

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Just made the wife shake her head.

Here I am on arrse, telly on, I look up and see the news banner headline “Coronavirus“, I then started reading the message underneath and thought it said,

Coronavirus available for the next three months.

I can’t get my eyes tested, this could be a very long interesting period, best people start putting me on ignore now.
 
Copied from The Bangkok Post and confirmed by personal observation:

The king of fruit is starting to show up in the market. For lovers of old-school durian, this is arguably the most important period of the durian season. Now you can find the chani variety.

Historically, Thailand is home to over a hundred cultivars of durian but sadly these days only a few are available to the general public. Dominating the market is monthong, which has thick flesh and can be cut well before it's fully ripe, making it suitable for export. A much smaller proportion of the supply is made up of kan yao and chani and a few other varieties.

Of the three main Thai durians, chani is the cheapest, which is partly a reason it has become harder to find. A lot of chani trees have been cut down to make way for the more lucrative monthong. Kan yao, with a small supply, is way more expensive than chani and monthong, thus often considered in a different league.

However, the fact is that among these three common cultivars, chani is not only the most affordable, to some connoisseurs who shun the consumption of half-ripe durian, which is now the norm; it is also the best. Unlike monthong, chani is usually eaten ripe. A good chani has smooth creamy flesh that is sweet with a slight tinge of bitterness. Its aroma and colour are stronger than monthong and kan yao.

April is the best time to find chani from the eastern provinces (the season for durian from the South starts around June). The durian vendors in your area may sell only monthong, but keep asking them about chani and let them realise that there is a demand for the variety, so they will bring some from the main markets to sell.

If you are lucky enough to find chani in your area, be mindful to choose only a ripe one. For inexperienced buyers, rather than buying an unopened fruit, it's wise to go for the meat-only option. Ripe chani has bright yellow flesh. Usually, the stronger the colour, the better the quality. A mouthful of good chani may make you forget about the hardship brought by the pandemic, and remind you of the beauty of life.


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I can smell it from here
 
And the good news I just received at 22.30hrs is that Kabul is likely to go into lockdown within 48 hours. This is going to be very interesting!
 
Just made the wife shake her head.

Here I am on arrse, telly on, I look up and see the news banner headline “Coronavirus“, I then started reading the message underneath and thought it said,

Coronavirus available for the next three months.

I can’t get my eyes tested, this could be a very long interesting period, best people start putting me on ignore now.
To be fair, a blunderbuss doesn’t take much aiming.
 

endure

GCM

Good news for these people who have been treated shabbily over this whole situation.

I used to work as a field service tecky for the outfit that fixed Post Office counter computers while all this was going on.

The PO shut a village post office and warned the postmistress they were considering prosecuting her for fraud.

The villagers were now moaning that they had no PO so the PO agrred to set a temporary site up in the village hall.

The onyl person who was trained to run a post office who lived within the area was the woman they were threatening with a court appearance. They offered her the job but told her she was still a suspect. She took the job because she needed the money

Ridiculous.
 
Coronavirus is good news for Priti Patel.
 

endure

GCM
Instead of paying £150 for trackIR for DCS I found an alternative way of doing headtracking which cost me £2 for the software and reuse of a used webcam :) Made me happy anyway

You could have had edtracker for £42. No webcams or leds needed.
 

Auld-Yin

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Grownup_Rafbrat

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And how many of you attention hoes are going to be stood out in the street at 2000, clapping like speshuls? :cool:
If we don't, the neighbours may come in and lynch us!
 

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