The geordie wife

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    The first man married a woman from Essex . He told her that she
    was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but
    on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
    put away.

    The second man married a woman from Sussex . He gave his wife
    orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.. The
    first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
    the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there
    was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a lass from Newcastle . He ordered her to keep
    the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
    table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
    day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had
    gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was
    healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
    He still has some difficulty when he pees.