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The Geography of a Woman

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open
to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced
of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently going but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick.
 
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North Korea = a drama queen who makes a lot of noise and demands attention,which nobody takes seriously

France = a conceited manipulative woman with her head up her own arrse

germany = arrogant and irritating demand to take over your life and will always need your "living space" for expansion of her wardrobe
 
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rrbitch said:
Yes appt needed, call 0800 IWANNAPIECEOFVIKI

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
VVVVVV funny rrb
 

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