The Geography of a Woman

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    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
    wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open
    to trade especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced
    of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently going but still a
    warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by
    past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
    unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
    conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,
    but no one wants to go there.

    between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick.
  2. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Harsh but true 8O

    Are you American or Indian then Viki? :wink:
  3. Oz i am 24 so i wld guess American :twisted: :twisted:
  4. Blimey 8O

    I have cash...! :twisted: :wink:
  5. You may have the cash, but who wants to wait 5 hours in queue?
  6. Fellow americans will probably jump the queue having no concept of what one is :roll: :wink:
  7. sorry , i thought this thread was about birds with maps , and i popped in out of morbid curiosity , i'll get me coat.
  8. North Korea = a drama queen who makes a lot of noise and demands attention,which nobody takes seriously

    France = a conceited manipulative woman with her head up her own arrse

    germany = arrogant and irritating demand to take over your life and will always need your "living space" for expansion of her wardrobe
  9. What u saying what queue??

  10. You mean there is no queue!

    does that mean we have to book an appointment ?:roll: :wink:
  11. Yes appt needed, call 0800 IWANNAPIECEOFVIKI

  12. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    VVVVVV funny rrb