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The Gentlemans shoppe.

#2
Does "discerning" mean "Gay as f ucking christmas"?

It appears that link is for a homosexual web site where people buy "products" - I'm only warning others so they don't feel soiled like I do, I'll be offline for a bit now, while I save all my child pornography to disc before burning this hard drive, lest anyone find out I visited that site.
 
#3
shortfuse said:
Does "discerning" mean "Gay as f ucking christmas"?

It appears that link is for a homosexual web site where people buy "products" - I'm only warning others so they don't feel soiled like I do, I'll be offline for a bit now, while I save all my child pornography to disc before burning this hard drive, lest anyone find out I visited that site.[/quote


ive just had to bleech my eyes too.
whats wrong with good old carbolic soap ?
 
#4
red_square said:
shortfuse said:
Does "discerning" mean "Gay as f ucking christmas"?

It appears that link is for a homosexual web site where people buy "products" - I'm only warning others so they don't feel soiled like I do, I'll be offline for a bit now, while I save all my child pornography to disc before burning this hard drive, lest anyone find out I visited that site.[/quote


ive just had to bleech my eyes too
well that will make a nice change for you, your normally unavailable due to bleeching your arrsehole. well thats what your "friend" says your doing. :twisted:
 
#8
BiscuitsAB said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Yep, poofter central, I'm surprised it doesn't have a Royal Warrent from Lord Mandy of Fudge Nudgerington!
and i suppose you shave with a belt sander ala Desperate Dan? :p
Nah, good old cut-throat razor me, coz I'm hard as nails and like living on the edge! 8)

Safety razors are for women doing their pits and legs!
 
#9
StickyToffeePudding said:
BiscuitsAB said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Yep, poofter central, I'm surprised it doesn't have a Royal Warrent from Lord Mandy of Fudge Nudgerington!
and i suppose you shave with a belt sander ala Desperate Dan? :p
Nah, good old cut-throat razor me, coz I'm hard as nails and like living on the edge! 8)

Safety razors are for women doing their pits and legs!
They do a very fine 7 day boxed set for a mere £650
 
#10
BiscuitsAB said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
BiscuitsAB said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Yep, poofter central, I'm surprised it doesn't have a Royal Warrent from Lord Mandy of Fudge Nudgerington!
and i suppose you shave with a belt sander ala Desperate Dan? :p
Nah, good old cut-throat razor me, coz I'm hard as nails and like living on the edge! 8)

Safety razors are for women doing their pits and legs!
They do a very fine 7 day boxed set for a mere £650
:x ... ok, they're not gay, they're just in touch with their feminine side!


mutters to himself B@stards.... B@stards.... B@stards.... B@stards.... B@stards....
 
#20
Drivers_log said:
No money clip. No cigarette case. No cigar cutter. WTF?

I had these items in Germany. Looked a bit stupid carrying roll ups in the tin and a DM 5 coin in the clip by the end of the month, though.
Seems they also don't have 'as was always offered in my day'...'something for the weekend'..which as a 16yr old youth in 1965 i had no idea what they were talking about....
 

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