The Gentlemans shoppe.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Feb 13, 2010.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Nay nay and thrice nay not that sort of shop for gentlemen. Not tits and bums in here.

    Ye Gentlemans Shoppe

    For the more discerning amongst us, oneself included.
  2. Does "discerning" mean "Gay as f ucking christmas"?

    It appears that link is for a homosexual web site where people buy "products" - I'm only warning others so they don't feel soiled like I do, I'll be offline for a bit now, while I save all my child pornography to disc before burning this hard drive, lest anyone find out I visited that site.
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

  5. Yep, poofter central, I'm surprised it doesn't have a Royal Warrent from Lord Mandy of Fudge Nudgerington!
  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    and i suppose you shave with a belt sander ala Desperate Dan? :p
  7. soap is soap . tallow with a hint of orange.
  8. Nah, good old cut-throat razor me, coz I'm hard as nails and like living on the edge! 8)

    Safety razors are for women doing their pits and legs!
  9. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    They do a very fine 7 day boxed set for a mere £650
  10. :x ... ok, they're not gay, they're just in touch with their feminine side!

    mutters to himself B@stards.... B@stards.... B@stards.... B@stards.... B@stards....
  11. check out the price for cream to cure limp wrists
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    hell you found that pretty damm quick, were you looking for it specifically?

  13. hell yes, to much forestroking to women and tank pics. dont worry about it i dont think you would understand.
  14. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Oh I don't know! is this more to your tastes?


  15. t72 .just having a rush of blood moment.
    thanks for my new screen saver

    biscuits ab.........anal blockage????????????????