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A young Internet entrepreneur named Ryan leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an
attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she
started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

Poor Ryan broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude,
she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, Ryan finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look
at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin-no blemishes
anywhere! How can you feel that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, Ryan stammered, "Outside, when you said you
heard someone coming... That was me."
 

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