The gayest insult ever posted on Arrse!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CRmeansCeilingReached, Feb 24, 2009.

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  1. No, what you mean is "a metrosexual is not openly gay". They're all either fully blown arrse bandits or repressed pillow biters.

  2. wots a metrosexual? its a real dimela not knowing what these words mean.
  3. Surely... 'puddle jumper' 'good with colours', 'friend of Dorothy' etc (c.f., Roger's Profanisaurus' in Viz)
  4. Pot , kettle speaking...
  5. Either that's a wah or ....

    well ...

    its a bit of a dimela
  6. stop teasing me you big suasage fisted meanie!!

    that would be fairly limp wristed i think...

    BTW - puddle jumper :D that one made me chuckle!
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    So, in other words, a homo wanker.

    However, coming from a redneck, cousin-pumping, back-water, straw-biting, nicotine spitting, stubbly, hayseed, hicksville, thick-fuck septic, that's a bit rich isn't it?
  8. He he he.
  9. You homosexual bumming bumbandit Jan the man fancying limpwristed cruising for cock ar5e rimming faggot. Not a full on insult but hopefully there are enough gay connotation type things for you to get the general idea.
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Don't knock the comment Schweik.

    I'll have you know that the Mentat Bashar, Miles Teg had a daughter called Dimela. She was supposed to be signing up to be a member of the Bene Gesserit but in the end, got married to Firus, an indigenous resident of the planet Lernaeus. She had three kids with him.

    When Teg buggered off to Gammu, he gave Dimela, hubby and kids his pad.

    Any fool knows this.
  11. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Only if you use the rolled up Metro newspaper for discreet relief.....
  12. now now FBC! no need to upset the poofters on this site :D
  13. Check my response. There is a link there wot 'splains it, mon.