The Gates of Heaven.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Jul 31, 2011.

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    [TD]40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

    St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40
    travellers here. Can I let them in?'

    God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go back to the gates and tell
    them to choose between them those that are the 12 most trustworthy
    and I will let a dozen in.

    Less than a minute later, St Peter is on the phone to God again

    'They've gone!' he tells God.

    'What?' says God. 'All40 of them?'

    'No..the gates.'