The fruits of democracy in Iraq....

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by MrPVRd, Sep 19, 2004.

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  1. ...from the evil Mirror!

     
  2. If he goes on hunger strike, I'll promise I'll vote for him.

    It worked for Bobby Sands OK :lol:
     
  3. Hence the Irish Slimmer of the Year anthem:

    "Could ye go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands,
    "Could ye go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands,
    "Could ye go a chicken supper,
    "Ye filthy Provo fcuker,
    "Could ye go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands"

    And they said culture was dead in the province...... :lol:

    Almost as good as the Maroon Machine's Bloody Sunday number.
     
  4. What fruits?

    Could we list some of them?
     
  5. Whilst I'm not sure about the democracy bit.....

    *- The dollar is now acceptable tender in town. Handy if you had a lot left over from your former slush fund.

    *- If you put your satellite dish up now, you only stand to have your house burgled. Before that, you went to straight to jail, then the burglars came round.

    *- You can hook up to lucent's broadband serice for free, because there are now so many vanilla default wireless access points operated by clueless americans.

    *- There is still a healthy market for british army wooly pullis amongs the US guest worker community. My cousin still has thousands left.

    *- brilliant phone reception, if you have CDMA

    *- some of us can get 32 flavours of ice cream

    *- but many more of us have still not got the water supply back on

    don't blame me, I didn't vote for them.....