You’re GenDear All, it's time for me to admit that I am a complete walt. I have been living a double life on arrse for some years now. The incessant beatings I have received from DaManDrugs on here have taken their toll on me, I can no longer cope with pretending to be the mild mannered never-served civvy slacker who doesn't know THAT rifle from an AK47.
I am, in fact, a long serving member of that regiment which shall not be mentioned. I reached the rank of Major, which will be attested to by my comrade @stacker1 or, should I say, Colonel Stacker1. Sorry about the Persec mate, but it had to be done.
Yes, I was the mysterious figure on that balcony, the one hiding behind the curtains on THAT Sunday, and the one who helped the Colonel with the Golden Gun into the drain. I was on the airbase sitting on the wheel of a Super Etendard when Mikado was called off and I went blackface in Iraq.
I'm sorry to have deceived you all for so long, please accept my apologies and feel free to out yourselves.
At least their berets are reasonably well shaped compared to some of the helicopter landing pads seen these days in film and TV.
Not for much longer, Sunday could be it's final day of trading if they don't find funding.There are better ways to get to Sicily.
Thomas Cook. One way.