The French

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  1. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands in the air?

    The army.

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    How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?

    We don't know, it hasn't been tried yet.

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    I joined the French army yesterday.

    Was a bit confused though - the body armour only covers the back.

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    Have you seen those French Army Knives?

    No scissors or tweezers, just 6 corkscrews and a white flag.

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    What's the first thing the French army teaches at basic training?

    How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

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    What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?

    You can make soldiers out of toast.