The French love of goostepping through Paris

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Sep 5, 2013.

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  1. Pining for the good old days?
     
  2. Why does Paris have so many Avenues? German soldiers don't like sunburn on their necks!
     
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  3. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

    And could that car be any more of a Mini clone?
     
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  4. What a grotty little motor car.
     
  5. As a token of respect to their new oldest ally shouldn't they be chewing gum?
     
  6. Do you mean the ones who described the French as 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys'?
     
  7. Well that narrows it down a bit.. Another clue?
     
  8. Have the French surrendered? Just in case there is a war in the next 50 years or so?
     
  9. Ask EMSAV, she'll know
     
  10. It's an homage to Kim 'Young Fat' and his military advisors....or should that be advertisers, only a ragged, out of step and clearly amateurish version as befits the Gallic Seoul.

    I know, I know, but Pyongyang doesn't work.....goes well with Poontang, though.
     
  11. The old one but the best:

    Why did Napoleon plant trees on both sides of the roads in France?






    So the Germans could march in the shade!
     
  12. French waiter.. "Tables for 100,000, monsieur?"
     
  13. Looks more like the annual staff outing from the Ministry of Silly Walks
     
  14. No, that's Mai Ching - front rank, third from the left.
    Nice girl, very "accommodating".