The first rule of Toddler Fight Club is...

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I'm selling a "Hello Kitty" complete toddler's trench fighting kit comprising: one pair of pink painted brass knuckle dusters, a lightweight floral patterned hatchet with pole axe spike on the reverse side, one 10" stilletto with basket handguard pierced with hello kitty cat heads and one Webley "Tiny Tim" revolver in .455 British which can be adapted to shoot used cat litter if required.

Any offers?
 
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Mark The Convict

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'Dover Police Capt Tim Stump described the event as "shocking, disturbing and infuriating"'

Quite right too - no mention of who won, no odds offered...degeneracy, sheer degeneracy!
 
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goatrutar

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Making the less fortunate fight for the amusement of others is an age old tradition. Better than collecting stamps, I suppose.
 
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Mark The Convict

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Perhaps they couldn't get Punch and Judy outfits in small enough sizes. Even so, you have to wonder what sort of minds conceive of that kind of thing.
 

Trans-sane

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I'm selling a "Hello Kitty" complete toddler's trench fighting kit comprising: one pair of pink painted brass knuckle dusters, a lightweight floral patterned hatchet with pole axe spike on the reverse side, one 10" stilletto with basket handguard pierced with hello kitty cat heads and one Webley "Tiny Tim" revolver in .455 British which can be adapted to shoot used cat litter if required.

Any offers?
10" blade? Thats a longsword in the hands of a sprog. And a .455 would probably be a bit on the hefty side as well. Gotta start them off with a training kit. The lads that won at Crecy weren't started on a 200lb war bow at the age of 8. They started 'em on a 30lb bow and built them upto it.
 
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I first thought Dover England but it`s Delaware. Seeing that the staff are shall we say well suntanned I think one can assume the kiddies are mostly well suntanned in which case it is probably the best training they can get for life in the ghetto
 
#14
What about giving them a sporting chance with Pit Bulls ?
 
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