The Finest Irish Whiskies

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In my current dreary loc, devoid of company or stimulation, I fell to leafing through my notebook of tastings of various Irish whiskies, and will be most grateful for others' impressions of their gustatory experiences.

In my book, literally and metaphorically, the first place must go to Jophn jameson's "Crested Ten" for its combination of fine quality, smoothness and value for money.

Now - lets have as many informed opinions as possible!
 
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caubeen said:
In my current dreary loc, devoid of company or stimulation, I fell to leafing through my notebook of tastings of various Irish whiskies, and will be most grateful for others' impressions of their gustatory experiences.

In my book, literally and metaphorically, the first place must go to Jophn jameson's "Crested Ten" for its combination of fine quality, smoothness and value for money.

Now - lets have as many informed opinions as possible!
I thought you preferred scotch...... a good single-walt of course.
 
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cpunk said:
Are you Irish? There's a thing.

Were you a Brigadier?

Are you now a pathetic Walter Mitty?
This week's antics by you and the other Mods/COS - allegedly grown men with serious service to your credit - of how ********* can sit around and snipe at, or bugger up, perfectly intelligent threads that may invigorate the ARRSE comminity.

Load of ******* and shits!
 
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caubeen said:
In my current dreary loc, devoid of company or stimulation, I fell to leafing through my notebook of tastings of various Irish whiskies, and will be most grateful for others' impressions of their gustatory experiences.

In my book, literally and metaphorically, the first place must go to Jophn jameson's "Crested Ten" for its combination of fine quality, smoothness and value for money.

Now - lets have as many informed opinions as possible!
Colin, I have to say this as a...'friend', but your spelling has deteriorated somewhat and I am finding your posts a tad embarrassing. Is it the alcohol..........or the madness?
 
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#8
caubeen said:
cpunk said:
Are you Irish? There's a thing.

Were you a Brigadier?

Are you now a pathetic Walter Mitty?
This week's antics by you and the other Mods/COS - allegedly grown men with serious service to your credit - of how ********* can sit around and snipe at, or bugger up, perfectly intelligent threads that may invigorate the ARRSE comminity.

Load of ******* and shits!

..........it's the madness.
 
#9
Not taking the hint, Mate, are you?

As popular as the Canine Defence League at a Korean BBQ but you still keep ploughing on with no sober man at the helm; to mix roughly half a dozen metaphors.

Now, Caubeen, do us a favour and bu66er off before you make the cadet forces look even more stupid.

I'm sure that in the world of shooting highland quadrupeds and little dickie birds you are deservedly something of a senior dick waver but this is the big boy's league and there are big dicks with service time swinging in the sack below them so grow up and either prove your case with something credible or get back to culling those funny cow shaped things with TV aerials on their heads.

To give you some guidance, a couple of anecdotes based in the mess such as...." and the time that the subbie at Buller Barracks, after drinking creme de menthe, bowked great quantities of luminous green chunder over the padre during Boops Upside Your Head when the Dutch Marines were visiting...."

Just a few of these non public domain, non nose tapping type of things that those who were there would remember would prove you are kosher without exposing your identity.
 

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caubeen said:
cpunk said:
Are you Irish? There's a thing.

Were you a Brigadier?

Are you now a pathetic Walter Mitty?
This week's antics by you and the other Mods/COS - allegedly grown men with serious service to your credit - of how ********* can sit around and snipe at, or bugger up, perfectly intelligent threads that may invigorate the ARRSE comminity.

Load of ******* and shits!
Colin.

This is the ARMY rumour service. Not the Walter Mitty Fantasy service.

Your education does not excuse your behaviour. Threads you may judge as "perfectly intelligent" are ultimately flawed, simply because a liar like yourself initiated them.

Please retreat back into your falconry, fishing, whatever else you (claim) to do.

Whatever you do, just fuck off away from your computer, and this site in particular.
 
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STOP FEEDING HIM!!!!
 
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Mods, is it not possible to immediately lock every thread that this pathetic, nauseating cunt starts?

MsG
 
#14
Biscuits_AB said:
But we like him.
But you will make Canteen Cowboy get out of bed again......

And if I call cor-has-been a lying cunt again, I might get told off.
 
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Dale the snail said:
STOP FEEDING HIM!!!!
Pipe down old girl!

I'll have you know I have memorised every ordanance survey grid between Keady and Tandragee, and am thus beyond doubt none other than Rear Admiral Sandy 'Jock' Fischer, First sea Lord of the Admiralty and a personal friend to Princess Michael of Kent.

Now away with you! Proletarian slattern!
 
#16
Caubeen, in words you will understand: commodo discedo quod intereo.
 

Cutaway

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#17
Colin, Furry's correct you know.
You were fairly well respected amongst the field sports community but you've blown it now.
What the alcohol and your mental instability have failed to take into account is that a fair number of people here on site are also members of that community, and they're most definitely not going to keep shtum about your walting antics whenever they're afield.

You really should change your shrink, as the one that suggested tht you use the internet as a release for your problems gave you duff gen.
Your psychological vexation, whether alcohol induced or not, has led you to believe you could pass yourself off as a member of a comparitively small group to members of that same group.

Your days of making any appreciable amount of money from field sports articles came to an end a while ago, now your actions are just affecting the sales of your books.

What did your wife have to say about your state of mind ?
 
#18
I had a telephone call from a journalist today - who had been following up an email I sent to his News Desk last week.

Having never visited ARRSE before, he's caught up on the Pun VC thread and then spent four hours last night, reading threads relating to caubeen. He rang me today, very supportive of Pun's situation and then went onto ask/confirm what a "Walt" was, and a "feeling of how this sort of stuff goes down with legitimate posters".

Might I kindly suggest that slipping quietly away might be a good idea, as the journalist in question is now more interested in doing a "McIlwraith" type piece then Pun VC (although he's on the case). I couldn't help, but mention a certain tatooed Para Walt, known to visitors of the NAAFI Bar also, just for reference like.

So post away caubeen, but as one who appears to have told some, I'd be very unsurprised if there were some other wapping lies about to come out.

Either way, fending off the flack here is one thing, but a national newspaper could take you into the same realms as a former call centre worker in Scotland.

A la perchoine.
 
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Goody goody gumdrops....but have all his posts been deleted? I can only see him write now if someone else quotes him, and some of the other threads are now locked.

I shall have an anticipatory Redbreast, to get the thread back on topic, surely Ireland's greatest of whiskies, combining as it does, verve, dash, elan, gustatory orgasm and a certain olfactory obfuscation...
 
#20
Having just seen that caubeen's account has been suspended I think it only fitting to dust off the bottle of Green Spot my other half has been hoarding and toast to caubeen's health (failing of course)! Cheers!
 
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